God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
2.4s
Ted, you're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
4.7s
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
4.9s
You know, I really love that Neil Diamond.
Ted 2
1.4s
Oh, shit!
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.9s
RICK: Nice lunch, spaz.
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny.
Ted 2
3.5s
Barn! You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)
Ted 2
3.2s
Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks.
