You know, it really is a very special, very unique thing to be human.
Ted 2
3.2s
Look, I'm not a scientist, okay?
Ted 2
1.5s
(EXHALES)
Ted 2
3.9s
Do I have fuck-me eyes? No, you have "Give us the ring, my precious" eyes.
Ted 2
5.9s
Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?
Ted 2
4.2s
And from what I know about you, at one point in your career that would've been enough.
Ted 2
1.3s
I see.
Ted 2
4.7s
Teddy, come on, dude! No, I'm just saying. You look like you're hitting it off, you know?
Ted 2
1.6s
Wake up, Johnny.
Ted 2
2.5s
That's a hard sell, even for me.
Ted 2
1.5s
(GROWLING)
Ted 2
8.2s
Hey, Johnny, come on. It's almost 7:00. We got to get up there. Hey, Sam, you want in on this? What is it? On Tuesday nights, we get fucked up and throw apples atjoggers.
Ted 2
3.2s
No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property.
Ted 2
4.1s
If you'd like, you can go in and say your goodbyes.
Ted 2
10.4s
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. Hey, be careful with that, huh. No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
Ted 2
9.5s
Oh, my God! So you're Sam L. Jackson! (LAUGHS) That's fucking great! Just like Sam L. Jackson! Who is that? You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
