Jeez, I wonder who this place belongs to. Maybe we should find someplace else. (PLAYS GUITAR) We're in the middle of nowhere. If we get out of here by dawn, we should be fine, right?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
10.4s
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. Hey, be careful with that, huh. No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
Ted 2
10s
What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Ted 2
2.4s
Um, are those hard candies, like, just to take?
Ted 2
1.6s
What a prick!
Ted 2
3.9s
How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?
Ted 2
11.7s
Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?
Ted 2
11s
What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.
Ted 2
5.9s
Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
1.7s
(SCREAMING)
Ted 2
1.2s
(WHOOPING)
Ted 2
1.5s
Shut up.
Ted 2
1.2s
Oh.
Ted 2
20.4s
His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? What? No. Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? Francis. No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? Yeah, he's hiding something. It's "Fuck." Come on, read between the “nee, Sam. We “F uck.“ (LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it.
Ted 2
3.7s
Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
