You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm? Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me if I did drugs on our wedding day. Ah, she won't notice. I just did a line with a dude in the men's room and I bet you can't even spot him.
Ted 2
6.2s
I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.
Ted 2
1.7s
Oh, we're betting on you.
Ted 2
5.4s
Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... You're ready to be a parent.
Ted 2
1.5s
(TEMPO INCREASES)
Ted 2
2.6s
Ted, can I see you for a moment?
Ted 2
2.7s
All right, I'll help you. But we got to have a game plan.
Ted 2
1.6s
Well... Well, why not?
Ted 2
1.9s
(LIGHTER FLICKERING)
Ted 2
3.4s
You're a hell of a lot smarter than your urinal cakes, Danny.
Ted 2
34.9s
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. No, it's not like that! Objection! You can't do that! You know what? This is bullshit! This court is trying to tell me that I'm not as good as other people, and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! Ted! Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. This is exactly what you've been doing to the homos, and I say it's wrong! Ms. Jackson, please control your client or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! Oh, piss off! I'm standing up for rne and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect! Ted, shut up! Fine.
Ted 2
1.5s
TED: Okay. Go, g0, 90!
Ted 2
2.4s
Come on. (SIGHS)
Ted 2
12.6s
Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.
