(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. You're doing fine. You're doing great. No, I'm scared. All right. I know. Come on, it's okay, though. You just have to hang onto the wall.
Ted 2
4.2s
Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
3.9s
And you gave up your own life to save mine.
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
3.7s
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
8.4s
Jeez, I wonder who this place belongs to. Maybe we should find someplace else. (PLAYS GUITAR) We're in the middle of nowhere. If we get out of here by dawn, we should be fine, right?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
10.4s
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. Hey, be careful with that, huh. No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
Ted 2
10s
What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
