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Heisthetop civil rights attorney in America. Wait. Is he the one who got that female midget into the Marines? Yeah. Yeah, that had a sad ending though, you remember? She was at a Veterans Day parade, and somebody handed her a bunch of balloons and... (WHOOSHES) Gone! It was very sad. Very sad for the family. You know what? If anyone oan get this verdict overturned, it's him. He's not cheap, but we've become such a high profile case, lfeelhke he might take it pro bono. He's a sucker for media.
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TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI-LYNN: What's the matter? TED: That can't be normal. He's got to be sick. TAMI-LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody. JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy. TED". Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross? JOHN: No. TED: All right. Here, catch. (DIAPER SQUISHING) JOHN: Oh, Teddy, What the fuck? fiSCREANhNG) (TED LAUGHING) Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker! (CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag "Shit happens."
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Holy shit! Johnny! Oh, my God. John! Johnny! John! Oh,Jesus! Are you okay? Johnny, you all right? Shit. John, hey. Oh, my God. Jesus, what happened here? The rocket ship just hit him! Jesus Christ, that's the starship Enterprise... Forget it. Somebody call 911! Johnny? John, come on, stay with me, pal. We need an ambulance at 655 West 34th. HOW the hell did it fall? I don't know!
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