(SINGING) What did you think I would do at this moment When you're standing before me With tears in your eyes That answer your question? Objection. Your Honor? (SINGSONGY) Overruled! A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite.
Ted 2
10s
And while I'm sympathetic to your cause, I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case. What? Why? Why not? Well, it comes down to this.
Ted 2
1.6s
Thank you, Your Honor.
Ted 2
4.5s
I am not an animal!
Ted 2
1.8s
Uh,yeah.
Ted 2
2.8s
Your adoption request may have raised some red flags.
Ted 2
7.2s
What is taking them so long? Oh, is it bad that they're taking this long? It's not good or bad. ltjust means that they're probably having a debate.
Ted 2
18s
Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card. What do you mean? I mean saying his name three times. What? Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around in here. No, Johnny, he'll be on our side. He'll help us. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit.
Ted 2
6.5s
Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here? (SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?
Ted 2
2.2s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Ted 2
4s
What does that even mean? Like, you're a thing? What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
Ted 2
1.6s
He lost.
Ted 2
5.5s
She gets... You get it. Right? No. What? Okay, I'll be back.
Ted 2
3.1s
Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?
Ted 2
2.2s
Aware of his own consciousness.
Ted 2
1.4s
Are you Ted?
Ted 2
13.1s
Go on. We just have to make sure Ted loses the case. You use every back channel, every bribe, you call in every favor and you get the best lawyer in the world on the defense.
