Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!
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Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
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6.9s
Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
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Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
Ted 2
4.9s
You know, I really love that Neil Diamond.
Ted 2
2s
Uh, those aren't supposed to be out.
Ted 2
2s
Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.
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Jonah Hill!
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1.4s
Oh, shit!
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12.6s
Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
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21.1s
Oh, well, that's a good friend. Yeah. I'm Dr. Danzer. Oh, cool. (CHUCKLES) (SINGING) Hold me closer, Dr. Danzer Yeah, whatever, I don't know. Now, wait. You look familiar. Are you that teddy bear who came alive? I am. That's me, yeah. See, I was trying to figure out where I'd seen you before and that's it. Good eye, good eye. So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love oum?
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No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
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10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
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And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
