Oh. Yeah, okay, yeah. Too bad. You're missing out on a great guy. Um, do I just spit in my hand or do I get a lube or something? A magazine?
Ted 2
3.4s
Excuse me, Doctor, your wife's on the phone. She said it's an emergency.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, when I'm done here, how about a drink?
Ted 2
1.9s
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Ted 2
6.7s
(GASPS) Sweet God and baby Jesus. (BREATHES SHAKILY) And that's at rest.
Ted 2
6.9s
You know what this is? It's Super Lemon Haze. It's a really rare strain. It's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze.
Ted 2
4.1s
I can't see shit in there. We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the oar out.
Ted 2
1.5s
TED: Okay. Go, g0, 90!
Ted 2
2.6s
Ted, can I see you for a moment?
Ted 2
2.5s
I just want a Ted for my very own.
Ted 2
2.7s
Oh, my God! I'm gonna fall off the building.
Ted 2
2.9s
We'll just get the check. Thanks. Of course.
Ted 2
7.8s
Are you sure you can get him? Remember, you're on your own out there. Hasbro can have no connection to this. Oh, I'll get him.
Ted 2
1.8s
It's so beautiful.
Ted 2
6.8s
It's totally potent. I've only had it once in my life and it was one of the best highs I ever had. What the hell is a leaf of this stuff doing out in the middle of a...
Ted 2
3.9s
What the fuck? Well, Sam, it's been 2O minutes. You wanna take over'?
Ted 2
1.2s
What the hell?
Ted 2
11.9s
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip. TED: Yeah, Sam. This puts us in kind of an awkward position, here. I mean, we wanna get high, too. I don't have any papers or nothing. Is this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party.
