You've done none of that. I've read about your life. The drugs, the parties, the prostitutes, the arrests. Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you because you said that you could help us.
Ted 2
7.5s
See, the important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Ted 2
5s
Mr. Bennett, how would you categorize your relationship with Ted?
Ted 2
3.8s
Holy shit! Look,Donny,Donny! You don't wanna do this! Okay?
Ted 2
1.7s
Is that the boxing movies?
Ted 2
1.7s
You're only one bear.
Ted 2
1.2s
(SCREECHING)
Ted 2
10.9s
The definition entails the rights thereof and will be recognized in the terms set by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The court wishes to thank the jury for its service.
Ted 2
7.2s
(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best. Putting different people into little groups and making them watch Tyler Perry. It's wrong!
Ted 2
7.3s
Yes, I remember it. Should we say it just for safety? No, that's not necessary. Say it. Just say it. Say it. I don't want to. I don't have to. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
4.2s
JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.
Ted 2
17.7s
Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad? Mmm, it's actually delicious. Everybody always says that about their salad. They're all a bunch of fucking liars. No, I love it. It's really good. Have some Cookie Crisp. You need something nutritional. Why do you think I want your Cookie Crisp? Because you've been staring at it, and you want it. Hey, what's the deal here? You guys ever gonna make out or what?
Ted 2
5.5s
We're gonna figure out what makes you real, and then we're gonna make millions of Teds. One for every child in the world.
Ted 2
4.3s
TED: So do you say "Arizona State University" or do you just say "HPVU"?
