Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
12.4s
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.
Ted 2
7.7s
A hundred and fifty years ago a slave by the name of Dred Scott sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.
Ted 2
6s
And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
8s
Ted, do you love your wife? Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled. I'll rephrase.
Ted 2
4.3s
Yeah, I was just gonna say it's sort of like this other batch we had called "How Long Has That Van Been There?"
Ted 2
3.7s
So what do you say? Can you get me my life back? (BUBBLING)
Ted 2
4.2s
And as history has shown us, that waswtjustice.
Ted 2
2.3s
Don't wait too long to be right.
Ted 2
2.9s
Erection. Sustained.
Ted 2
1.7s
(INHALING)
Ted 2
1.4s
"Justice."
Ted 2
1.2s
Leslie.
Ted 2
13.6s
Sorry. No. This is nice. You know? I always wanted my ex-wife to get stoned with me. She never would. Really? Wow. That's the cornerstone of any great marriage. I agree. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
