Ladies and gentlemen, we 'd like to thank you for your patience. The next ferry will be leaving in 45 minutes. If you require immediate medical attention, please report to the nearest health service station. Is this what you had in mind? Okay, people. We have an extraction point at the east dock.
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Thank you for visiting Jurassic World. We hope you enjoyed your adventure. Don't forget to visit the gift shop, and remember... It's always happy hour at Margarita ville.
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Hey. They said we had to evacuate. There's a boat. You coming?
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Hey? I'm gonna take that as a yes.
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Oh, no. I have a boyfriend.
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Someone has to stay behind.
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That's not a real dinosaur.
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Where's Henry?
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No, it ain't, kid.
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Go ahead and tranq them. They're running. What's the live count? 22,216. - Any incidents? - Yes. Six kids in the Lost and Found, 28 down with heatstroke... Where did you get that? Oh, this? I got it on eBay. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. I got it for $150, but the mint condition one goes for $30G... Didn't occur to you maybe that's in poor taste? The shirt? Yeah, no, it did. I understand people died. It was terrible, but that first park was legit. I have a lot of respect for it. They didn't need these genetic hybrids. They just needed dinosaurs, real dinosaurs. Okay, please don't wear it again. That's kind of enough. Yeah, I wasn't gonna. - Did you close the deal? - Looks like it. Verizon Wireless presents the lndominus rex. Ugh, that is so terrible. Why not just go the distance, Claire, and just let these corporations name the dinosaurs? They've got all the ballparks. Why stop there? Why are the West Plains closed? Another Pachy roaming outside his zone. But he's fully sedated and ready for relocation. Pepsi-saurus or Tostito-don. Security said the invisible fences were a no-fail. That is the second time this month. Well, the Pachys short out their implants when they butt heads. How much longer until they get it out of there? He just got five milligrams of carfentanil. Yes, he's very stoned. So why don't we show a little sympathy? I mean, you do understand these are actual animals, right?
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Mr. Masrani. You are flying. I got my license. Two more. Well, two more days. Okay. So, - how's my park doing? - Great. We're up 2.5% over last year. A bit lower than our initial projection. No, no, no, how's it doing? Are the guests having fun? Are the animals enjoying life? VVeH,guest satisfaction is steady in the low 90s. We don't have a way to measure the animals' emotional experience. Sure you do. You can see in their eyes. Right? Of course. Okay. Now show me my new dinosaur.
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Clean up your workspace. It's chaotic. I like to think of it as a living system. Just enough stability to keep it from collapsing into anarchy.
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Okay, so, have fun, and take very good care of them, okay?