No? Look, you're just... You're at a tricky stage right now with her, okay? And if you don't learn to connect, it's gonna stay broken for... What the fuck are you smiling at? Huh? Why are you smiling? I'm not. You are. Okay. Olivia, I'm up for a very exciting movie. And I think it's gonna happen. Oh, my god. Look, will you do me a favor? Yes. Turn up for her birthday party. Of course. Of course. Gosh! Hey, fink, let's meet up. I have some questions. I don't know. I just really want this. I mean, this is the role of a lifetime, and as my agent... Nick, I've got a good feeling, okay? Okay. Now, come on. I know how tense you get. This is going to help you relax. Fuck! Oh, my! Fuck, I love this so much.
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So, Nick, we got another offer. Just came in this morning. Excellent. What's it about? It's about a million bucks. What is it? A birthday party, fink? What are you even talking about? You go, and I don't know, tell some stories, make 'em laugh. Make 'em laugh? Like... Like a circus clown? A trained seal?
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I'll take care of it. Kenny says you still have substantial debts. And now, the divorce, and your spending habits and, and, and... Okay, I'm gonna deal with all that, fink. You know I will. But I'm gonna get this next role and when I do, all of that changes.
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Nice place. Maybe I ought to get into the olive business. Mr. Cage, I... yeah, excuse me. Real quick. The guy that owns this house, what's his name? Javi. Yeah, Javi. Is Javi going to want me to, uh, you know...
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I'm not sure I understand. Look, if Javi wants me to suck his dick, or fuck his wife, or watch me watch him fuck his wife, that's a no-go. You understand? It's no bueno. I think so. Okay, and if Javi... I am Javi.
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Then, I'm back. And, by the way, not that I went anywhere. Not that you went anywhere. You never shit on yourself. Come on! Never shit on yourself.
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Fink, hold on a second. Let me get somewhere quiet.
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I hate it.
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Yeah, fink, can you hold on? Excuse me, it's Los Angeles calling. I need to take this. Just two minutes. Of course. Can you hold one second? I'm getting on a boat. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, what do we know about this guy anyway? Is he a Spanish Dr. No? Is he into something strange? Allan did some research. Hold on. Allan, what does this guy do? He owns olive groves apparently. Also, he wrote this screenplay, and he wants Nick to star in it. Throw that in the fucking trash. Nick, you're fine. It's not like he's gonna want you to suck his dick or fuck his wife, or watch you watch him fuck his wife. I wouldn't think so. Relax. Have fun and give me a call when it's done. You can tell me all about it.
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No. What do you mean, no? No, no, no. What are you doing? Vivian, what are you doing? Thank you. This is our shot. No, get out. Vivian, get the fuck out of there right... Nicolas cage! Oh, my god! You're so fucking awesome! I love you! Oh, thank you. Oh, me and my nephew Raymond just watched croods 2. Dude! Cracked us up. Can I get a selfie? Sure. Oh, shit. Oh, my god. No, I like that movie, too. You did so good in that movie, man. Thank you. My goodness. I made that movie with Emma stone. You did? She's one of my favorites. But you were the best. Well, thank you. We look good. Well, say hi to your nephew for me. Okay. Yeah. Raymond. Okay. Thank you. All right, bye.
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Wait, wait, wait. It's not baldassari. What the fuck is happening right now? Martin, talk to me. Who's on the plane? I don't know if I'm losing my goddamn mind, but I'm pretty sure that's the actor Nick cage. That motherfucker from moonstruck? Moonstruck? no. From face/off. Wait, wait, wait. Why the fuck is Nick cage on this plane?
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That was kind of loud. But fuck Lisbon. That wasn't my fault. And by the way, have you seen croods 2? No. I'm 44 years old. Why the fuck would I see croods 2? I'm picking you up.
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Dropped that GPS on him. Are you out of your mind? He's a fucking civilian. He's an actor. Do you remember what went down in Lisbon? Fuck Lisbon, man!
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I'm in position. All right, as soon as I have eyes on baldassari, you move in and take him. Copy that.
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You know what? We're pulling out. I don't like this. Get out of there. Martin. No, get out of there. Now.
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Vivian, do you copy? I said, do you copy? You know what?