Yes. Okay, calm down. Listen! This event is pay-to-play. We all know this. The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you've ever won, which I have.
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And thank you to today's avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. It was. But now the arcade is closed, so it's time to wipe the slate clean. And race to decide our new roster.
Wreck-It Ralph
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Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill.
Wreck-It Ralph
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Taffyta Muttonfudge! Stay sweet!
Wreck-It Ralph
2s
Adorabeezle Winterpop!
Wreck-It Ralph
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Gloyd Orangeboar!
Wreck-It Ralph
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Let me go first!
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King Candy!
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Well, neither do you, ma'am. And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess. No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you.
Wreck-It Ralph
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Just in time. All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy. Hello, my royal subjects! Ha-ha! Have some candy!
Wreck-It Ralph
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The first nine racers across that finish line will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars! Race! Race! Race!
Wreck-It Ralph
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Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you. Like fun you are, short stack. You die outside your game, you don't regenerate.
Wreck-It Ralph
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Citizens of Sugar Rush...
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Candlehead.
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And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?" "Why can't you be more like good guy?" Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy", "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy."
