What is this place? Where are the karts? You gotta make one. What? No, no. Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me. I don't make things. I break things. Well, it looks like you're going to be stepping outside your comfort zone, then, gladys. Ooh, this is a good one! Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart! What is this, another game? Yeah, well, it's a mini-game. You have one minute to win it. What? Come on, Ralph! Go! Mixing. Put the ingredients in the bowl. And throw away the trash. Hairbrush. No!
Wreck-It Ralph
6.7s
All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open! What's this? You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? Hey, we shook on it.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.6s
We lost the cy-bug. Come on. We'll get a better view from the air. You think you can fix that shuttle?
Wreck-It Ralph
3.5s
All right, enough with the goo-goo eyes. We've got work to do. Let's go.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.9s
Wow! We're... Killing... Them!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Comedy gold!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
Can do.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Shh!
Wreck-It Ralph
7.8s
So jealous that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen! Turbo-tastic!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.3s
Well, I'll say this much, they don't call your friend "Wreck-It" for nothing.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
Nope. Lucky for him. Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.2s
No cy-bug, either. Gotta find it before it lays its filthy eggs.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.4s
Hey! My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
There's the shuttle.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.1s
You better win.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Is he in there?
Wreck-It Ralph
37.9s
But you have to back out of the race. Yeah. Oh no, I don't, Because I paid my fee and I'm on the board... So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. Say I'm you. I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving. And I actually feel kind of cool for once. And then, all of a sudden, oh no. I'm glitching! - Hey! - See? You're an accident just waiting to happen. Oh no! I glitched, too!