My sweet subjects, I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words: Let the random roster race commence!
Wreck-It Ralph
7.5s
Okay, remember, you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. I'm already a real racer.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.1s
- It's the glitch! - The glitch? Light them up, Candlehead.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.9s
- And? - A selfish diaper baby. And? And...
Wreck-It Ralph
2.6s
What's this? Cherry bombs!
Wreck-It Ralph
2.1s
I know, I know, I'm an idiot.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
And I'm going to win.
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Behind you!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
A la mode!
Wreck-It Ralph
14.9s
But she rebuffed my affections. And then I got thrown in jail! Felix, pull yourself together. No! Ralph. You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
Wreck-It Ralph
16.1s
It is? Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise I will never try to be good again.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
A stinkbrain? The stinkiest brain ever.
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Power up!
Wreck-It Ralph
36.3s
Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy. - King Candy? - Yeah. You sold me out? No, I didn't... Listen. You don't understand. No, I understand plenty. Traitor! I'm not a traitor. Listen. You're a rat! And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own. But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! Put me down! Let me go! No, you listen to me. Do you know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They gonna think the game's broken. I don't care! You're a liar! No! You better care, because if your game goes out of order, - you go down with the ship, little sister! - I'm not listening to you! Get out of my way! I'm going to that race! No, you're not!
Wreck-It Ralph
26s
Ralph, come on. Move your molasses. Um... - I've been thinking. - That's dangerous. Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? That's not very funny, Ralph. No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything... But maybe you shouldn't do it. Hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please. Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer. What?