But, news flash, The Nicelanders are being nice to me! And that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. - So here's what we did. - We're gonna wreck it! We asked them to help ust on the bonus levels.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.5s
My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy.
Wreck-It Ralph
19.8s
And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?" "Why can't you be more like good guy?" Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy", "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy."
Wreck-It Ralph
19.3s
Somebody's birthday, or... Well, it's more of an anniversary. The 30th anniversary of our game, actually. What? Is that today? I know! I'm such a dummy with dates. Anyway, congratulations. Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.3s
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys, we've all felt what you're feeling. And we've come to terms with it. - Really? - Right here.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.4s
I'm a wrecker. I wreck thing. Professionally. I'm gonna wreck it! I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.9s
Pac-man? They invited pac-man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.3s
I don't know. Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way. If things were different after work.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
Anyhoo, what else, uh...
Wreck-It Ralph
6.4s
I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you? Hey-o, everybody!
Wreck-It Ralph
5.5s
Attention. The arcade will open in five minutes. Please report to your games.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.4s
It's one of the joys of being me.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.3s
I am Zangief. I am bad guy. - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief. I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs.
Wreck-It Ralph
15.9s
Thirty years I've been doing this. And I've seen a lot of other games come and go. How sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids?. Boom! Gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky.
Wreck-It Ralph
23.9s
But if I'm really honest with myself... I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, People are giving him pie and thanking him. And so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think... Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
