All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home? Looking like this? Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.
Shazam!
16s
Mmm! Hey! Covering her mouth like you're gonna kidnap her is not gonna make her less scared, okay? Darla, it's me. It's Billy. I know I don't look like me. - A wizard made me look like this. - Maybe don't start with "wizard." It's just gonna make her more confused. Some old guy brought me to a temple and he made me say, "Shazam."
Shazam!
12.1s
Freddy, who is that? It's Billy. He's just really tired and he has laryngitis. What? Laryngitis! I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding. He's really, really tired, and he wants to go to beddy-bye. - Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye? - Just hide, hide. Billy, you're back. Let us see you.
Shazam!
3s
Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night. - Good night. - Night.
Shazam!
1.4s
Freddy, what happened to the stairs?
Shazam!
5.7s
Ask that if you can throw me out. What? Ask the ball if you're man enough to throw me out of this room.
Shazam!
13s
Oh, thank God! Hey. Stop right there. How do I know you're not a supervillain using telepathic abilities to make me believe that you're Billy? Huh? What? All I have to do is press "dial" on this thing. No! No., I have proof. I have proof. Here.
Shazam!
1.8s
Dope!
Shazam!
2.9s
Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...
Shazam!
10.9s
No, I said, don't scream. - Uh... Victor? Victor! - No, no! - Victor! - It's me. It's Billy. It's Billy! You asked me flight or invisibility. I thought that was stupid, but now I look like this and I need your help.
Shazam!
10s
You know, guys, I'm happy to look for Billy. More than happy. But no, you gotta wash the dishes. That's what's more important. "What are you gonna do, Freddy, run after him?" Very funny.
Shazam!
16s
Don't run, but don't walk. Just be cool. Act naturally, like kids naturally act in a carnival. - He's not gonna look for us here. - Is that him? - Oh, my God! - Dude, it's Zap-tain America! - Power Boy! - He's an impersonator, okay? Yeah, I'm an impersonator! I'm a fake version of myself. Don't take pictures. Shazam!
Shazam!
7.9s
Don't take it personally. He's like that with everyone. Freddy.
Shazam!
3.7s
Hey. Hey, it's all good. It's good to maintain boundaries.
Shazam!
4.7s
Hello? Oh, my God! Who's there?
Shazam!
2.3s
There were these statues.
Shazam!
2.1s
Hey. How was it today?
Shazam!
31.7s
How do you know my name? I am the last of the Council of Wizards. Sworn to protect the realms from the Seven Deadly Sins. But years have passed, and I grow weak. That is why I seek a champion to inherit my magic. You want me to do magic? With this, all of my powers will become yours.
