Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years... since we last had occasion to use this decanter.
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Arthur's in the dining room, sir.
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- I'm Eggsy. - "Eggy"? No, "Eggsy". Eggy? Where did they dig you up? You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us. No need to bite his head off. Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?
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Fall in.
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Don't you think?
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My kind of welcome.
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Insurgents turned on one another. Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, but no trace of any chemicals of any kind. So what happened to Lancelot?
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And you, Lancelot.
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No stomach for violence. I mean, literally, I see one drop of blood... that is me done. I'm like... projectile. Listen, I'm so sorry... you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest. But I promise you, by the time I've found out who he works for... you and I will be the best of friends.
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The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
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Come on.
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One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Lancelot.
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New target, 800 meters. You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up? Positive discrimination... that's what it is. It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades... because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. You don't know fuck all about my grades. Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. Fire when ready.
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Follow me, yeah?
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Only, in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
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In celebrity news, the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night. The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power... is expected to be this award season's hot ticket. One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea... still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert. No ransom has been demanded. Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna...