My colleague died trying to rescue you... and I'm sure you saw how well trained he was... so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go. I have no idea what you're talking...
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So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge?
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It's definitely Saint Andrews.
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Digby. Eggy, this is Rufus. Rufus, Eggy.
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Neither. - Saint Andrews? - Durham? No, wait, I think we may have met. Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station? No.
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Classic army technique.
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And I found it.
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All right, no one panic. Listen to me.
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Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
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Fine. Seriously, it's fine. Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here. Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue. I could've retired straight out of MIT... fucked off to some island, let the business run itself. Nobody told me to try and save the planet. I wanted to. Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars... and you know why I quit?
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As some of you will have learned last night... teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman. We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit. Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy. Wherever you go, your dog goes. You will care for it. You will teach it. And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be. Those of you who are still here, that is. Do you understand? Choose your puppy.
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We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward. We're only halfway into production... and speeding it will cost a fortune. Do I look like I give a fuck?
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- Whoever you spoke to... - I told you... I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing. They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
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Can I help you? Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force.