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34.2s
Are you reading 'cause you don't like weddings like this, or... No, you know, it's more that I don't like people. I mean, these people in particular. I guess as long as Claudette and your brother have fun, that's all that matters. Right. I don't really understand how anyone gets married. Spending so much time with one person. Can you imagine? - [man coughing and wheezing] - [Audrey] Hmm... [coughing] Well, speaking of my one person, there he is. Nick, this is Saira. This is Vik's sister.
Murder Mystery 2
1m9s
- Wow. How about that. Mm-hmm. - Such a good decision. You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? Oh. You know what? Excuse me. I'm so sorry. It's... We're Nick and Audrey Spitz. It's, um... But, yes, it's a gorgeous view. Would you like some music, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? We're the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay? Yes, I have some Pitbull or, uh, Taylor Shitz. - Okay. He's sticking with the Shitz. - Puts "Shitz" at the end of everything. Where are you from? I'm, uh, from the, uh... European! We're guessing Shitzerland? [both laughing] [laughing] ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop Tell your mom, girl ♪ ♪ And I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And I can't find out what you want ♪ ♪ Tell your mom, girl, and I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl, ha ♪ ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop... ♪ [Nick] Let me get off this. What the heck? Thank you! [Audrey] This is unbelievable! I'm gonna cry! - Did we die? Are we in heaven? What the-- - [gasps] This is so nice! The flamingos got diapers on so they don't crap the lawn! [Audrey] Wow!
Murder Mystery 2
20.7s
You guys are happy, right? - Us? Are you kidding? - Without her, I would not be happy. - With her, I'm the happiest. - Not a day goes by where I just wanna go... [grunts] I love you so much. She makes every decision for us, and I'm fine with that. - Now get in there and have fun, all right? - [Nick] Thank you so much. - [Vik] Enjoy yourself. - Okay. Oh, so we... - Okay. Bye, buddy! - [Vik] Louis, let's go. ["Weekend Friend" by Goth Babe playing]
Murder Mystery 2
1m0s
Okay, if you're trying to seduce me, it's really not working. Oh my God. Hey, Nick. I was just thinking about your lovely wife. Oh, you again. I see you've already met Francisco. And I guess you're both acquainted with Vikram's harpy of a sister. - Did he say "herpe"? - Harpy. Countess! How humiliating it must be for you to see Claudette actually close a deal with the Maharajah. Ever wonder what you might have done wrong, dear? Ever wonder what it feels like to be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster? [woman snickering] That's Countess Sekou. She's Vik's ex-fiancée, and she's Claudette's old university roommate. And they're still friends? She's quite rude, by the way. Well, on top of all that, she's also Claudette's maid of honor. - [Audrey] What? - Yeah. [man over PA] Hope you watched the video because the dancing is about to begin! - What dancing? - I'm gonna fake going to the bathroom. - I don't dance. You dance. - I didn't get a video. Did you? They brought one to the room. - I forgot to tell you. - Thanks. [rhythmical drumming]
Murder Mystery 2
17.2s
- Should we pull it out? - No, it's a foot-long knife. - [all screaming] - I'll put it back in. - Don't put it back. - [all moaning and yelling] [narrator] Like many overnight success stories, Nick and Audrey immediately quit their jobs and poured their life savings into pursuing a career as private investigators. - [loud crunching] - [Audrey] Hmm.
Murder Mystery 2