Francisco Perez. Huh? Big fan. - Oh. - Hey. Mr. Miller, we're also very big fans. Um, we can bring you up to speed. So what we know already is that this is at least a two-person job. I saw the first guy escape with Vik on a boat, leaving the second guy still on the island. Also, just so you know, we were both drugged last night. I don't know if we were drugged. We did have a few drinks-- - You must be the Spitzes. - Yes. Yes, we are! Your reputations precede you. - There you go. - Why, thank you. - That's nice to hear. - Uh, not in a positive way, I'm afraid. Okay. I understand the last time you were involved in something like this, everybody died? Well, that was not the Maharajah. How's he doing now? - [laughs] Okay. - Right. The Colonel's still here, most of him, so there. That's good. Um, listen. Mr. Miller, I read your book, and-- [Miller] Colonel, I wanna see all the security footage. All the footage was wiped from the mainframe. Yeah, 'cause it's an inside job. Mademoiselle Joubert, we'll need your phone for a vocal analysis of the voice mail. Of course. Anything you need. They're professional, no doubt. They were concise and brief on the phone. We also have reason to believe that the inside man was posing as an elephant handler.
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Oh shit. Get in the van. We'll give you the money in exchange for the Maharajah. He's not far. Get in the van. - Don't get in the van! - [Claudette speaking French] - That wasn't part of the deal. - Number three. Don't get in the van. Get in the van, or I'll shoot you both in the stomach, take you to the countryside, and feed you to the swine. - Okay. Let's get in the van. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, sorry. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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- [Miller] He's calling back in a minute. - Okay. You need to keep him calm, keep him talking. - We need at least-- - Forty-five seconds. - I know. It's not my first rodeo, pal. - You've done hostage negotiation? I'm married to this lady. Everything's a negotiation. I got it. Appreciate it. [cell phone ringing] [tense music playing]
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[Colonel] Connor Miller. - [Audrey gasps] - Former MI6 hostage negotiator. Oh my God. Specializes in high-profile cases. He got the President of Uruguay's son back from the cartel. - He wrote the book. He wrote the book. - On what? How Rogaine doesn't work for everybody? The book! Our course detective book!
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- Calm down before you say anything. - Nobody drugs us and gets away with it! - Maybe they didn't drug us. - It's illegal! Maybe we just ate too much. - That's why we passed out. - Nick. Audrey. Just in time.
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- For what? - For what? The real detectives have just arrived. [intense music playing]
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Colonel. Been a long time.
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[scoffs]
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Got it. You said that, right? [kidnapper] The price just went up to 70 now! [sobbing] [kidnapper] Seventy million, or the Maharajah dies a painful death. Muhammad Ali dies, you say? - [kidnapper] Oh my God! - [disconnects] You just cost us 20 extra million, you doofus! I don't want these buffoons involved. I'm afraid the kidnapper does, so we're stuck with them. They did it. Got the trace. - We did? - Aha! - See? Team Buffoon wins again! - Thank you! You can go back in the ocean now, Miller. We got this. We're going to Paris. Everybody pack. Be ready to leave in one hour. ♪ Paris, Paris, Paris Paris, Paris, Paris... ♪ ["Mermaids Club" by The Brave Mermaids playing]
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The voice jumbling thing you got on your... It's hard to understand you. - The location, yes. - Can you do that again? Where is it? - [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe. - [Nick] This is what you sound like... [Nick imitating distorted voice] - [Nick] That's what we hear. - [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe! Okay, so Arctic Tree Hump.
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Hi. Kidnapper, how are you? [kidnapper] Is this the man who tried to stop me on my escape? Yes, yes, yes, the man you shot at. Luckily, I got out of the way. [chuckles] Tell me what we can do to get Vik back safely. That's all we really care about. [kidnapper] For the return of the Maharajah, we require $50 million. [splutters] Fifty putos millones? - Sh! - [line clicks] [alarm beeps] Francisco, you think this is The Price Is Right, screaming out numbers? Way too much money for just one guy. Great. Just lost the trace. Thanks. - It's my fault? This guy's yelling shit-- - Why are you yelling at me? - You were directing at me-- - I yelled at that guy! The guy's hammered right now, and I'm catching shit for it! There's the "taking-a-toll-on-the-marriage" thing. Excuse me! At least we are married. Yeah. Calm down. This is how we communicate. We're from New York. Can we remain calm? - I'm sorry. Of course. - We're calm. He wants the money. He's gonna call back. - [Audrey] Relax. - [Nick] Yup. - [phone ringing] - [Nick] Here we go. Okay. - [Miller] Here we go. - Got this! Forty-five seconds starts again now. Sorry about that, man. A lot of anxious people here. One drunk guy. We all got that friend. [kidnapper] The price just went up to 60. [groaning] They say, "Great. No problem." [kidnapper] You will bring $60 million in untraceable bearer bonds to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris at 8:00 p.m. tomorrow night and wait with this phone for further instructions. Hello, excuse me. I'm so sorry to interrupt. But we are going to need unequivocal evidence that the hostage is still alive. [kidnapper] You will receive proof of life before the exchange. - Cool. - Thank you very much. [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe, 8:00 p.m., or the Maharajah dies.
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[Nick sighs] So 45 seconds, and it starts... now.
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- [machines beeping] - [Colonel] They're here.
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Call trace is ready. Kidnappers should be calling in any minute. If you'll excuse me, I have a job to do. - Okay, so listen. - [Audrey] Yes, honey. We got good cheese. We got free iPhones. I'm happy with everything. Where are you going? Did you hear what that guy just said about us? - [Nick] Yeah. - None of that's true! We need to show those people what Nick and Audrey Spitz are all about. The guy's good! I don't think he needs us. - Nick. Audrey. - [both] What? The kidnapper says he'll only talk to the man he shot at. They need us. All right. They need us. - Let's go! - Let's go! [dramatic music playing]