My name's Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek. I'm in Holborn police station... and my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help. I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number. Wait! Wait!
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Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about. What the fuck's going on here?
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Who are you? The man who got you released. That ain't an answer.
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Did you see the film Trading Places?
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Fuck me.
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It's at 20 percent.
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How long before you make that happen?
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All right, everybody on your feet! Countdown to V-day! Welcome in the new age!
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Is that Kingsman kid dead yet? Not yet, but he will be soon. Good.
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Like an officer. Not quite. So where was you posted, Iraq or something? Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
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Yep, I'm on it.
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Now, I do apologize, Eggsy. I shouldn't have done this in front of you. No, please! I won't say nothing, I swear! If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut. - You won't tell a soul? - Ask the feds. I've never grassed anyone up. - Is that a promise? - On my life!
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Shit! Eggsy, Valentine's using someone else's satellite. He's going to reconnect the chain. It's going to take him no time at all.
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New target, 800 meters. You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up? Positive discrimination... that's what it is. It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades... because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. You don't know fuck all about my grades. Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. Fire when ready.
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Charlie, Roxy, well done. For those of you who are still confused... if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet... you have an unlimited air supply. Simple physics, worth remembering. Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror. He's probably seen enough of them. Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces. Because as far as I'm concerned, every single one of you has failed.
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Fine. Seriously, it's fine. Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here. Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue. I could've retired straight out of MIT... fucked off to some island, let the business run itself. Nobody told me to try and save the planet. I wanted to. Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars... and you know why I quit?