Oh shit! [Nick] Are you literally hitting everything?
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Whoa!
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- I missed it. - [Nick] Missed the call?
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If you need something done correctly, you should just do it yourself.
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[Nick sighs] So 45 seconds, and it starts... now.
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I can't believe this! [uplifting music playing]
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It just remains for me to say, it's been a pleasure.
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Not everybody can be as good as you, I guess.
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Got it. You said that, right? [kidnapper] The price just went up to 70 now! [sobbing] [kidnapper] Seventy million, or the Maharajah dies a painful death. Muhammad Ali dies, you say? - [kidnapper] Oh my God! - [disconnects] You just cost us 20 extra million, you doofus! I don't want these buffoons involved. I'm afraid the kidnapper does, so we're stuck with them. They did it. Got the trace. - We did? - Aha! - See? Team Buffoon wins again! - Thank you! You can go back in the ocean now, Miller. We got this. We're going to Paris. Everybody pack. Be ready to leave in one hour. ♪ Paris, Paris, Paris Paris, Paris, Paris... ♪ ["Mermaids Club" by The Brave Mermaids playing]
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Paris is very weird.
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Francisco Perez. Huh? Big fan. - Oh. - Hey. Mr. Miller, we're also very big fans. Um, we can bring you up to speed. So what we know already is that this is at least a two-person job. I saw the first guy escape with Vik on a boat, leaving the second guy still on the island. Also, just so you know, we were both drugged last night. I don't know if we were drugged. We did have a few drinks-- - You must be the Spitzes. - Yes. Yes, we are! Your reputations precede you. - There you go. - Why, thank you. - That's nice to hear. - Uh, not in a positive way, I'm afraid. Okay. I understand the last time you were involved in something like this, everybody died? Well, that was not the Maharajah. How's he doing now? - [laughs] Okay. - Right. The Colonel's still here, most of him, so there. That's good. Um, listen. Mr. Miller, I read your book, and-- [Miller] Colonel, I wanna see all the security footage. All the footage was wiped from the mainframe. Yeah, 'cause it's an inside job. Mademoiselle Joubert, we'll need your phone for a vocal analysis of the voice mail. Of course. Anything you need. They're professional, no doubt. They were concise and brief on the phone. We also have reason to believe that the inside man was posing as an elephant handler.
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Call trace is ready. Kidnappers should be calling in any minute. If you'll excuse me, I have a job to do. - Okay, so listen. - [Audrey] Yes, honey. We got good cheese. We got free iPhones. I'm happy with everything. Where are you going? Did you hear what that guy just said about us? - [Nick] Yeah. - None of that's true! We need to show those people what Nick and Audrey Spitz are all about. The guy's good! I don't think he needs us. - Nick. Audrey. - [both] What? The kidnapper says he'll only talk to the man he shot at. They need us. All right. They need us. - Let's go! - Let's go! [dramatic music playing]