My colleague died trying to rescue you... and I'm sure you saw how well trained he was... so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go. I have no idea what you're talking...
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So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge?
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Classic army technique.
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And I found it.
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All right, no one panic. Listen to me.
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Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
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Fine. Seriously, it's fine. Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here. Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue. I could've retired straight out of MIT... fucked off to some island, let the business run itself. Nobody told me to try and save the planet. I wanted to. Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars... and you know why I quit?
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We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward. We're only halfway into production... and speeding it will cost a fortune. Do I look like I give a fuck?
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- Whoever you spoke to... - I told you... I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing. They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
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Really? It's actually quite fascinating.
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I'm not supposed to say it, but it was...
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If and when he comes around... you might want to have a word with him about sharing his password. Is he gonna be all right?
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Hey, hang about, what's wrong with the fucking door?
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105.
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Fuck.
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Charlie, Roxy, well done. For those of you who are still confused... if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet... you have an unlimited air supply. Simple physics, worth remembering. Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror. He's probably seen enough of them. Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces. Because as far as I'm concerned, every single one of you has failed.
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For God's sake, I've barely touched you. Man up!
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New target, 800 meters. You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. Roger that. Target identified. And how about you shut the fuck up? Positive discrimination... that's what it is. It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades... because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. You don't know fuck all about my grades. Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. Fire when ready.