Holy moly! The boys in blue! Sure glad to see you. I called as soon as I saw.
Shazam!
1.3s
Whoa.
Shazam!
6.1s
I want the tiger. I know, honey, I know. But Mom's not exactly going pro here.
Shazam!
2s
- Hey, no, no, no! - Hey!
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3.4s
- There's nobody here. - What do you mean? - It's a closet. - You really bought that, huh?
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4.4s
Sun of Ra.
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6.8s
When I was a child, the old man told me I wasn't good enough. Yet here you are, a coward.
Shazam!
28.6s
And thanks to six superheroes, citizens are back in their homes, safe again with their families. And here with an eyewitness account of the events... It was crazy, man! Creatures from hell! Lightning coming out of everyone's everything! And that is not cool, man! So, first day as a superhero. Automatic top spot for best ever. The man shattered the glass noodle ceiling. - No. That's racist. - Not if I say it. Guys.
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49.7s
What are you doing? Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up? Yeah. What are you guys doing here? Well, we're having lunch with you. But you guys have different lunch periods. Well, we made a very special arrangement. - Darla, what's going on? - Why are you asking me? Freddy Freeman. This guy taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. True story. You should get some pointers from him. What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? Uh... I invited another friend. I hope that's okay.
Shazam!
10.3s
They're in there. You stay here. Police! I saw 'em hide back in there.
Shazam!
2.4s
We got one!
Shazam!
8s
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Thank you for this food. Thank you for this day. Thank you for this family.
Shazam!
1m17s
Here. Take it. Take it. It's for you. Hold it tight. Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. Okay. Shazam! Shazam!
Shazam!
1m1s
So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.