And thanks to six superheroes, citizens are back in their homes, safe again with their families. And here with an eyewitness account of the events... It was crazy, man! Creatures from hell! Lightning coming out of everyone's everything! And that is not cool, man! So, first day as a superhero. Automatic top spot for best ever. The man shattered the glass noodle ceiling. - No. That's racist. - Not if I say it. Guys.
Shazam!
49.7s
What are you doing? Waiting for your imaginary BFF to show up? Yeah. What are you guys doing here? Well, we're having lunch with you. But you guys have different lunch periods. Well, we made a very special arrangement. - Darla, what's going on? - Why are you asking me? Freddy Freeman. This guy taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. True story. You should get some pointers from him. What's going on, my best bud in the whole world? And also new kids that I'm meeting for the first time but seem very cool? Uh... I invited another friend. I hope that's okay.
Shazam!
10.3s
They're in there. You stay here. Police! I saw 'em hide back in there.
Shazam!
2.4s
We got one!
Shazam!
8s
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Thank you for this food. Thank you for this day. Thank you for this family.
Shazam!
1m17s
Here. Take it. Take it. It's for you. Hold it tight. Close your eyes. Everything's gonna be okay. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. Okay. Shazam! Shazam!
Shazam!
1m1s
So this is, like, the Seven Deadly Sins, right? I mean, I've never been great at math, but, uh, the big, angry one, that's Wrath, yeah? And then Gluttony, obvi. Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, who I thought was gonna be way hotter, if I'm being honest. But that's only six. Where's lucky number seven? Where's little man? Where's Envy? Is he just scared of me and my family because we're so awesome? Because I get that. Like, the other sins, they get to come out and fight because they're big and strong and scary. But Envy... he's just the runt. And that's why all the other sins never invite him out to play, man. Because they all know who'd win. And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
Shazam!
1.1s
Shazam!
Shazam!
3.4s
Guys, I think I can move really... fast.
Shazam!
1s
Whoa!
Shazam!
2.2s
I'm sure she'll come looking before too long, okay?
Shazam!
1.3s
Oh, crap.
Shazam!
1.4s
What's a lair?
Shazam!
8.4s
Open this up right now, kid. That's a federal offense, kid. You can't do that! Do not go in that car. Come on, open the door. Please. Please, come on.
Shazam!
2.2s
Hyper-speed! Check!
Shazam!
10.5s
This is Billy Batson. Make sure you make him feel at home. - Okay? - Yeah. Maybe don't say anything too weird? Oh, one weird thing is, did you know that Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine?
Shazam!
1.2s
I can fly!
Shazam!
4.3s
Yeah, I'm sure. Because there's plenty of fish in the sea.