There he is. My favorite newly reinstated, newly-promoted field agent slash computer analyst.
Shaft
3.4s
Can I get one of those? No, I don't know where your lips been.
Shaft
1.4s
Hey, good job! Way to go!
Shaft
1.4s
John Shaft.
Shaft
1s
Hey, where you going?
Shaft
1.2s
Oh!
Shaft
1.4s
Are you trying or what?
Shaft
8.9s
Thanks, Pops. I'm gonna get this shit back to you. Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. You think I'm just gonna give you my shit and let you have all the fun without me? Hell, no. I'm coming with you.
Shaft
2.3s
Give me your wallet! That's right.
Shaft
1s
But I mean it.
Shaft
6.7s
A barista? I knew it! You a bay-reesta! Hey, yo, how you get the milk to turn into that Cool Whip shit on top?
Shaft
16.7s
No, those are... those are reasonable prices, but you know, I... But what, motherfucker? - What? You don't like titties? - No, I love titties. Titties are the best, right? I just... You know, I had a big breakfast. I didn't really anticipate licking titties today. - The fuck are you doing here, then? - Well, I'm here looking for somebody.
Shaft
6.9s
It takes years of practice, all right, kid? - Thanks for your help. - Oh, crap. That's that fool they found laid up, tweaking off of Manny's shit.
Shaft
1.2s
- Now move, bozo. - Oh!
Shaft
2.4s
Yeah, Manny. Name's Manuel.
Shaft
1s
Perfect.
Shaft
2.7s
For what? Ten dollars, I'll suck your dick.
Shaft
2.5s
- Oh, what do I do? What do I do? - Keep some pressure on it!
