I heard you kicked 10 motherfuckers to the curb. So this must be - number 11. - No, no. That is not true.
Shaft
4.2s
Chardonnay. What are you doing? I'm vetting homie here.
Shaft
9.9s
It's five at most. Still no luck replacing that magic stick, huh? Motherfucking magic stick... You think I'm talking about... Excuse me? No offense, but this is a table for two. - Yes, it is. - Two people.
Shaft
8.3s
Is this motherfucker following me? He's trying to... He's trying to get me back. Motherfucker, I don't want you back! And I'm happy. I'm so happy.
Shaft
5.7s
What the fuck? My man. VSOP, time three. Make that one Chardonnay.
Shaft
4.1s
Did they look sad to you? They looked sad to me. I like a nigga with no swag.
Shaft
3.7s
I gonna be the happiest bitch. The girls weren't even cute.
Shaft
2s
One, two. It is, isn't it?
Shaft
1s
Cheers.
Shaft
1.7s
Try it.
Shaft
8.4s
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am actually on a date. That's where the guy pays for your dinner before you have sex with him and... not all three.
Shaft
18.1s
It is a lease. Could you be a little more careful? I don't know what the fuck is going on, but if you don't get our son out of this - shit that you got him into... - Maya, I didn't get him into... You're his father! He's your son! And not that I expect you to understand what that means, but there is - one fucking rule. You keep him safe. - I'm trying. No, John Shaft. You're failing. Again!
Shaft
14.3s
- Mike Mitchell. - Yes. He would steal your pudding cup at lunch every day. Until Karim dropped his ass in front of the whole school. - Remember that? - Mm. He had to give me a pudding cup - every day after that. - Mm-hm. Surprise!
Shaft
11.1s
Junior? What do you mean "Junior"? Please tell me that you did not get him involved in your bullshit. - Do you drive? - No. - Excuse me, Maya. I don't think... - Did you drive? Awesome. Come on.
Shaft
5.4s
I thought you were joking when you said you had a gun. - It's my First Amendment. - No, that's freedom of speech. Let me see this thing.
Shaft
2.7s
Excuse me, but it's my car. The date ain't over. Come on!
