You know, women... want a man to be a man. They don't want some pussy. Well, some women want some pussy. And some women want both.
Shaft
19.1s
♪ Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪ ♪ But I can fe-fi or fo, Diddly-bum, here I come ♪ ♪ So Peter Piper, I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm The supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro ♪ ♪ I gave my oopsy, daisy, Now you've got the crazy ♪ ♪ I'm crazy with the books, Googley-goo where's the gravy ♪ Aggravated assault, illegal use of a firearm, torture?
Shaft
5.8s
Now, which one of these motherfuckers lay his hands on you? - Um... That one. - Him? Oh.
Shaft
1.1s
Anything you wanna tell me?
Shaft
3.2s
We need to go find Sasha. Can't the FBI handle that?
Shaft
34.2s
Oh, you talking to me now? I don't actually need to know. You just need to put it into the app. Put it in the what? Yeah, I'll take care of it. How come I couldn't just tell her where we're going? No doorbell? He don't believe in those. - Just bang on the door on your left. - Okay. You know, on second thought, fuck it.
Shaft
1.4s
And you chose.
Shaft
1.9s
This is not a joke, John.
Shaft
1.2s
Duck.
Shaft
1.2s
Let's do our thing.
Shaft
1.1s
Fuck!
Shaft
2.9s
But for five, I'll let you lick my titties. No!
Shaft
10.3s
Uh... I want Jodeci and Al Green to drop a Christmas album. I want 24 hours uninterrupted with Halle Berry, hence the erectile cream.
Shaft
6.4s
Oh, drug kingpin, military scandal, bad guys holding Junior's girl hostage. You know, the usual.
Shaft
13.1s
Look, I'm just happy that you're okay, and that this didn't turn into a shootout or something. It's kinda hard for it to escalate into a shootout when you don't have a gun. Like you ain't got a gun. That's funny. No. Like, I'm not a gun guy.
Shaft
11.1s
Junior? What do you mean "Junior"? Please tell me that you did not get him involved in your bullshit. - Do you drive? - No. - Excuse me, Maya. I don't think... - Did you drive? Awesome. Come on.
