What do I want? Wow, it's so long since somebody asked me that. Well, now that you asked, I want cheap, over-the-counter erectile cream.
Shaft
1.2s
Hey, you remind me...
Shaft
1.4s
But you know what?
Shaft
11.9s
Wanna do me a favor? What? Oh, fuck, no! Fuck, no! Who the fuck do you think I am? You think I'mma put my sanctified lips on that tainted community dick?
Shaft
23.1s
This is the fucking problem. You don't show me no fucking respect, and you don't listen. I say the same shit to you over and over and over and over again, like I'm a motherfuking tape recorder. Not to mention the fact that my apartment smells like a fucking cow barn, because of all your fucking leather jackets. And what is this, huh? You're a grown ass man. Open a fucking checking account. Your name is Shaft, not Chase. Nigga, I'm not gonna keep dealing with this shit.
Shaft
1.9s
Weak shit, motherfucker.
Shaft
1.2s
Let's do our thing.
Shaft
1.1s
Oh, shit!
Shaft
2.5s
Now, you ain't got fucking shit to say.
Shaft
4.3s
- Not in Harlem. - It's not my fault, Maya. No! John, this is different.
Shaft
7.7s
Now you wanna be quiet. Now, when I got you in front of my motherfucking face, and I'm asking you questions... What the fuck are you looking at? I'm right here!
Shaft
6.4s
Put me in the game, coach. I... Listen, rookie. This isn't some bullshit exercise they give you at the Academy. This is the real world.