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Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? It's just gonna get fire on it. You think the people that are burning alive give a fuck if the truck is shiny? Just saying. I don't even know why you got to clean the truck. What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? I like him.
The King of Staten Island
29.1s
What? What-what? Come on, I don't have any tattoos. I'm a, I'm a blank slate, man. Put it on my back. Yeah, use it for practice. Well... well, you're just saying this 'cause you're drunk, right? You're not... - You're not actually... - Isn't everybody drunk when they get their first tattoo? Touché, Ray. Yeah. It's my back. I don't give a fuck. I'm never gonna see it. Plus, I got to tell you something, you know. I saw that drawing you did for Harold.
The King of Staten Island
29.7s
That's kind of funny. He's a funny kid, then, huh? - Oh, he's so funny. - Yeah? - He's so funny. - You think he's gonna stick it out? Uh, well, that I don't know. I mean, I sent him to art school, but he quit. - He-he couldn't really focus 'cause... - Oh. He also has ADD, so he... Anyway, he's a tattoo artist with ADD. Well, you know what? All the guys down at the firehouse, they all have tattoos and stuff, you know. Personally, I never got one, though, you know. You know, not that I have anything against them. I just, I just always felt I was too pasty.
The King of Staten Island
25.2s
Dude, why do you get these? Um, I don't know. I, uh... Whenever I'm going through something, I just, you know, I get one. It relaxes me and calms me down. Helps me, like, think things through, you know. - This relaxes you? - Yeah. You ever think of taking, like, a yoga class? Meditating? Why don't you just give blood? There's still needles involved. Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. It's aces.
The King of Staten Island
1m6s
All right. - You're all done. - That looks really good. Yeah, I mean, I wish you'd let me do something cooler, but yeah. Oh, fuck no. That hurts so bad. - Another dumb tattoo. - Yeah, but I-I like the pain. The-the pain is the whole point of getting tattoos. Don't you just love when you're getting tattooed, and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve, and you're like... I'm not a fan of the pain. You shouldn't let him do it to you, all right? He's inconsistent. I think that tattoo's dumb. Y'all should've told me when you saw the design. It says, "Unfollow me." You don't even have that many followers. Carla follows me. - Bro, she's imaginary. - Carla not real. Carla's not real, dude. How many times do we have to say this? She's not real. I hate bugs, dawg. I'm a gangster! No, that's a bee, bro! There's a kid down there. - Yo, kid! - Oh, yo. - Yo, kid, what's up? - Oh, shit, there is a kid. What are you doing? You hanging out on the beach? Come here, come here. Don't-don't be shy. No stranger danger here. I'm not gonna touch you. - What's up, pal? - What are you doing? I'm looking for my friend. "Looking for my friend." You want to be friends with us? We're the good guys, right? - You can hang out with us, pal. - Come on. Let me get some of that. Put it right there.
The King of Staten Island
1m14s
It's so nice in here now. I love it. I love the colors. I love everything. - Mm! - Hey. - Oh, hey, Scott. - What's... What's going on in here? Where... Why is everything so different? Isn't it nice? Do you like it? Is that a pink chair? - Yeah, we've been redecorating. - W-What's up with the drapes? Yeah. Plants, too. Yeah. Why's... Your mother has great taste. Yeah. Where have you been staying? Oh, I've been, uh, at the firehouse with Ray. Oh, okay. Well, I'm just glad that you're not on the street. I told you he wasn't homeless. When you're right, you're ri... I love this green. - Yeah, well... - We... I actually have been learning, uh, a lot and, like, bonding with the guys. - Oh. - So, uh, yeah. Yeah, they got me cleaning. Uh, they got me, like, washing stuff and, like, - working around the firehouse and... - Mm-hmm. Oh. I really understand where you were coming from before. You know, when you threw me out. Like, I think I really got my shit together now, and I'm ready to, like, come back and... Okay. So, like, you think you know what hard work is? Well, I wouldn't say that, but, you-you know, I-I-I definitely have an idea. You mopped a floor and-and you cooked. You cleaned a bathroom once. Oh. Oh, Scott. And how's your shoulder feel after all that very hard work?
The King of Staten Island
29.7s
Eat a dick, Joy. Had one for breakfast. I'm full. Hey! And-and wh... and where's Dad's shrine? - Where-where-where... - Oh, you're ruining the vibe. Where's his shrine? Where's Dad's shrine? All of his stuff is gone. All my shit's gone. - What's going on? - Honey. Uh, all right, let... I'm-I'm really sorry. I'm sorry I raised my voice. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry I laughed. - Could we talk in private? - Let's go outside, yeah. - Yeah. So we're gonna speak for a minute. - I'm sorry. - So sorry. - It's okay, Joy. - Let's just have a real... - Let's just... Yeah. - Let's just talk outside. - Let's just get into it. You know? Right. Okay. So... Oh, no, you did not!
The King of Staten Island
37.4s
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Come on, try a little ♪ ♪ Nothing is forever ♪ ♪ There's got to be something better than ♪ ♪ In the middle ♪ ♪ But me and Cinderella ♪ ♪ We put it all together ♪ ♪ We can drive it home ♪ ♪ With one headlight ♪ ♪ She said it's cold, it feels like... ♪ My head hurts. I... This-this is why I don't drink. I just, I just smoke weed.
The King of Staten Island
33.6s
- 35. - Good job. Look how smart you are. I'm trying to guess what you're drawing by the, by the way your hand's going. Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. - Nothing weird. - Okay. It doesn't look weird, does it? No, not at all. Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. It looks wonderful. Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? Is it supposed to hurt that much? It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. Can I get a tattoo? - No. No. - Sure. - All right. - No. Never. Don't mess with perfection.
The King of Staten Island