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1m39s
- Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? [Grunts] Hey! - [Snickers] - Oh, no, no, no. - Dead broad off the table. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. Huh? [Gasps] [Male Voice] What? I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy? - Aah! - Oh, no. Oh, no. - No! No! - [Cackling] - [Cackling Continues] - What? - Quit it. - Don't push. - [Squeaking] - [Lows] What are you doing in my swamp? [Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! - [Gasping] - Oh, dear! Whoa! All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! - Quickly. Come on! - No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. - Oh! - [Sighs] Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. Oh, gosh, no one invited us. - What? - We were forced to come here. - By who? - Lord Farquaad. He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice. [Sighs] All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? - [Murmuring] - Oh, I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know where to find him?
Shrek
2m13s
I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya It goes like this the fourth, the fifth The minor fall the major lift The baffled king composing hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Baby, I've been here before I know this room I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you I've seen your flag on the marble arch But love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah And all I ever learned from love I show to shoot at someone - Who outdrew you - [Moaning] And it's not a cry you can hear at night It's not somebody who's seen the light - It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah - [Moaning] Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah [Thumping Sound]
Shrek
41.6s
- What is this? - Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style. No kidding. Well, this is delicious. Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew. [Chuckling] [Sighs] I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. [Gulps] Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare-- you name it. [Chuckles] I'd like that. [Slurps, Laughs]
Shrek
1m17s
[Chuckles] - Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset. - Sunset? Oh, no! I mean, it's late. - I-It's very late. - What? Wait a minute. I see what's going on here. - You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? - Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside. Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until-- Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. - [Shrek Sighs] - Good night. Good night. - [Door Creaks] - [Donkey] Ohh! Now I really see what's going on here. Oh, what are you talking about? I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. I know you two were digging on each other. I could feel it. You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. -Just go on in and tell her how you feel. - I-- There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not saying I do 'cause I don't-- she's a princess, and I'm-- An ogre? Yeah. An ogre. - Hey, where you going? - To get... more firewood.
Shrek
4m48s
I believe in self-assertion Destiny or as light diversion Now it seems I've got my head on straight I'm a freak an apparition Seems I've made the right decision To try to turn back now it might be too late - I want to stay home today - Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes to play - Gonna get thrown out - I wanna stay home today - Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna be a millionaire some day But know what it feels like to give it away Watch me march to the beat of my own drum And it's off to the moon and then back again Same old day Same situation My happiness rears back as if to say - I wanna stay home today - Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes my way - Gonna get thrown out - I wanna stay home today - Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna stay home stay home, stay home - I wanna stay home today - Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes to play - Gonna get thrown out I wanna stay home today Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I get such a thrill when you looking my eyes My heart skips a beat Girl, I feel so alive Please tell me, baby if all this is true Cause deep down inside all I wanted was you Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance Oh-oh-oh I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives When we first met I could hardly believe The things that would happen and we could achieve So let's be together for all of our time Oh, girl, I'm so thankful that you are still mine You always consider me like an ugly duckling And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on I break a little something to keep my mind on Cause you had my mind gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let's just rewind the song Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best years All night long - Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance - Makes me wanna dance - Oh-oh-oh, it's a new romance - It's a new romance - Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes - Oh, yeah, yeah - Look into your eyes - Oh-oh-oh - The best years of our lives - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance - Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance - Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes - Look into your eyes, yeah Oh-oh-oh The best years of our lives Everything looks bright Standing in your light Everything feels right What's left is out of sight What's a girl to do I'm telling you, you're on my mind I wanna be with you Cause when you're standing next to me It's like wow And all your kisses seem to set me free It's like wow And when we touch it's such a rush, I can't get enough It's like-- It's like Ooh-ooh Hey, what It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey Hey, yeah It's like wow Everything is looking right now, right now - It's like wow - And I got this feeling This feeling it's just like wow It's just like wow - You are all I'm thinking of. - Like wow Everything feels right Everything feels right - Like wow - Everything looks bright All my senses are right. - Like wow - Everything feels right Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you Is like wow [Instrumental]
Shrek
1m3s
I guess you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. - Can I stay with you? - Uh, what? Can I stay with you, please? - Of course! - Really? - No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! - Please! Please! - Okay! Okay! - But one night only. - Ah! Thank you! - What are you-- No! No! - This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I'm making waffles. - Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep? Outside! Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. [Sniffles] Here I go.
Shrek
31.1s
- [Whimpers] - [Crowd Gasping] Well, uh, that explains a lot. [Farquaad] Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! - Get them both! - No, no! This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! - See? See? - No, let go of me! Shrek! - No! - [Farquaad] Don't just stand there, you morons. Get out of my way! Fiona!
Shrek