Great. That was uplifting. He's saying we suck. Our big closer was a thumb drive. Yeah, but we don't suck. We just need a way to show him that. How are we gonna do that? We're gonna invite him to our canceled wine and cheese night? No, we should take him out for real. l mean, you heard him. His company won't even buy him breakfast.
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Our culture is great. That's not what l hear. Word is you're closing branches and making layoffs. -That's not true. -No, that's barely true. A mixture of fabrication and rumor. Look, l get it. You got to make money.
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Just give me a beat, and l'll let you know my decision. Okay. When you say "beat," you're talking about an hour or a day? A full day? Certainly before the holidays, l'd imagine, right?
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You should come meet our people. Yeah, we're a family business. Everyone loves everyone. l mean, Clay and his sister, they're so close it's almost inappropriate.
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-Thank you so much. -We got that. -No, they've already put it on my room. -lt's the least we can do. And in addition to the breakfast my company won't pay for anymore.
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Dell's servers are good.
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Your servers are good.
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Good luck, guys.
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That could be a different Clay.
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Jesus. lncest and rape? l mean, that is dark.
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-Boy, they turned quick. -Yeah, they sure did.
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Your promises are dog shit!
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Nothing's official. Guys, l can barely afford my rent. l'm sleeping in a closet. -Don't panic. -You can't replace the new guy, right? You're probably gonna go with people that are older, -more expensive? -l don't want you to overreact. l just bought that used Lexus, Josh. l can't give it back. l put rims on it, man! l have six parrots with very expensive medical issues. You know this. l'm gonna have to put one down. -Nobody is losing theirjobs! -Yeah. That is a Josh and Clay Christmas promise.
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We at Zenotek put the "client" in client-server model service distribution.
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So if by some miracle you guys can close Walter Davis and his $14 million contract by the time l land at Heathrow, the jobs are safe.
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And we have some new innovation that we can talk to you about later. Later. You got to... You got to go with us.
