Fine. Allison, would you please remove Clay's chair?
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At least my death will give my parents something to talk about at the meal l'm gonna miss.
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-What are you doing? -Hey, that was my idea. -Not relevant. -Walter? Hey, buddy! Why don't you come down using the stairs? No. Clay, it's like you said! l want to do something that scares me. To feel alive! Maybe not right now. What did you guys do to him? Let go of those lines, buddy! l'm the king of lT buyers!
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Am l on... Are you wearing a disguise? No. This is not UndercoverBoss. l am not the CEO of Uber. l am the CEO of Zenotek. Please just drive.
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You know, l've only ever seen the first film, so l don't know if l'm much help to you in this conversation. So... -Are you serious? -Yeah. Here we go. Why am l just hearing about this? We've worked together for eight years. They only get more fast! More furious! l love this place.
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God, l know l haven't asked you for much in this life.
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That's all l said. All you had to do was nothing, and you couldn't even do that! Couldn't even do that! Carol, Carol, Carol!
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Yeah. Well, l actually thought it was gonna be worse, so... l see you, bitch! Bitch, l see you! Your office was locked, right? Yeah, of course.
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-Sorry. Old habit. -Sure.
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For now.
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Get the desk. Okay, give me the wires. Plug it in here. Give me that. Hey, l could use some of that giddy-up in HR if you two ponies are looking for a new stable. l am looking for a new stable, Mary. Thank you so much. We'll talk later. Mary, you're showing a lot of neck. Breaking your own rules. lt's a little skanky, isn't it? -Plug it in. -Plugged in. l got this DJ equipment, if you want to use that for something. Okay, that's not gonna help, but thank you.
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Hello, yes. l am happy for you, but l do need you to sign a personal relationship disclosure form before this rounds first. No. No, l don't think so. Hey, Mary, sign this.
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Well, that is great news, Joel. Actually, it's Calvis now. And forever.
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Sorry.
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But this doesn't make me mad. -l feel relieved. -All right. Because it's over. -l'm shutting you down. -Yeah, no, because it's late. Allison got a clean-up crew for tomorrow. No, Clay. l'm terminating this branch. l'm such a dickhead. l started to like this place, and then l get fucked. l get fucked! No, no, no. Stop it, stop it. Carol, let's take one beat. Look, look, Carol. Carol. l fucked up, okay, so blame me. But these are good people. You can't close this branch. This is Dad's branch. Well, you know what? He shouldn't have given it to you to fuck up.
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Here we go! Do it! Do it! Do it! No, no, no.
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This is not what you think, okay? This is all for a reason. -Please! -No, no, no. Listen. We threw this party for Walter Davis, and we closed him, he wants to give us his business. -We did it. -See? l'm not a failure. l'm a good boss. The party worked!