Clay! l mean it. Me, too, Carol. Guys, the holiday mixer is canceled. -Yes. -lt won't be.
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Can you believe corporate raised the price in the vending machine again? $2 for ginger ale? They're trying to crush us like ants!
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Because you deserve it.
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You never got to be the fun one, huh? -l mean, l could have. Right? -Yeah. -Sure. -l have... l have a fun side. l've seen it many a time. l mean... Off the top of my head, l... Remember that Thanksgiving that you taught everybody the real rules of Monopoly?
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-What's your name, sweetie? -Darcy.
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So... -ls there anything else? -Actually, yes.
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Did you see that?
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He wore that better than you. Yeah, he did a lot of things better than me.
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Hey, we should pitch this to Data City!
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Where's your mother? Bathroom.
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Damn it! l was keeping it light in there. That was light? You have to give her a break, Josh. She's hated parties ever since she started not getting invited to them. Please. That party's the least of your problems. ls that Dad? No, Carol, l just have some random guy's ashes in my office. Got it online. Yes. He wanted them here, with me, at his branch. l thought they were gonna divide him equally. lt's not my fault that he always liked hanging out with me more. l don't care. l got this company.
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Well, he'll fit right in.
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Zenotek, you having a good time now? You ready to kick this up a notch? Yeah! Hit me with the horns, Calvis!
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Who's happy about the holidays?
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Hey! You got snow machined. That's meant to be lucky. lt tastes bitter. lt's just paper products. Let's get you cleaned up. Great, great. So l guess we'll just take two and call you in the morning, then? -ls that... -Yeah, don't call me. You on Snapchat?
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Hey. Merry Christmas, everybody!
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What are you doing? Pissing off Mary. #GreatestPartyEver. #OpenBar. How do you spell "Hanukkah"? Wait, who are you sending that to? You know, everyone in Chicago.
