What about the Jews for Jesus? -What about Scientologists? -Yeah. Mysticism. What about Shintoism? Satanism. Right. What about something for the Satanists? Jeremy, come on. l... l admire the stand that you're taking, but let's schedule the protest rally for after the workday, shall we? And, Mary, let's let it slide.
Office Christmas Party
10.2s
This is so funny. Do that thing where you pull his asshole through his face. Don't please. Shit! Santa's gonna get fucked up tonight! Who wants to party with Santa?
Office Christmas Party
11.6s
-No, l commissioned it. -That's more expensive. Yeah, but worth it. l think it's a great new addition. l'd love to talk about Data City, the pitch this afternoon... l think it's super important. lt is really important, but we've got kind of a crisis.
Office Christmas Party
1.7s
And l didn't get mono!
Office Christmas Party
1.5s
We're clear?
Office Christmas Party
12.6s
You're not? l mean, l was mad when Dad gave you this branch just as a reward for taking six years to graduate with a degree in... What is it? Canadian television theory with concentration in Drake.
Office Christmas Party
5.7s
That's not me. This is the machine. The machine's... The machine's broken. lt must've run out of ink. Or...
Office Christmas Party
5.4s
Hey, Walter. You were like an eagle up there. You were free. You did it. Did we win?
Office Christmas Party
8.3s
He used all of his inheritance. lt's a hard word to say. To keep this branch afloat with his in-her-i-tance.
Office Christmas Party
9.1s
Okay, Larry, l know how a hand job works. l had no idea you guys were together. Wait, what are you talking about? So Becca gave Larry a hand job in the men's room.
Office Christmas Party
9.8s
Andrew from the copy room told me that he had mono. And l said that l wanted to get mono because l wanted to take a month off from work. And l kissed him deeply.
Office Christmas Party
1.9s
Tracey, are you in here?
Office Christmas Party
1.3s
Tracey?
Office Christmas Party
1.7s
Canadian linguistics.
Office Christmas Party
2.8s
Excuse me. Just to clarify, because l'm detail-oriented.