You know what, you should start a podcast, Savannah, called "Savannah Says Fucking Stupid Things Out Loud."
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Okay, new game. Pull over. Just pull over or l'll tuck and roll. -No, no, no. Trina, Trina. -Just slow down. Trina, l've been thinking about this for a while. We can make this jump. l let a lot of people down, but l'm not gonna let you guys down. We're gonna escape our families and become anew! Pull over right now. Or l shoot you in the fucking brain. Well, you can't shoot him, because then he's gonna crash the car. Really, Savannah? Really? Why don't you put it in an email and CC everyone, all right? Make double sure everyone got it.
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-Can you look at that fuck? -This fucking windshield. Are you kidding? Not now! That's the AC, Josh. We don't need that right now. What about that? No, that's the recirculating mode. How am l gonna run Zenotek without this Genius Bar? Carol, you can get up here and help if you'd like. Okay, my seat's getting hotter. Mary, why do you even have a minivan? You don't have kids. l buy in bulk! -lt's them! -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good eyes. God! What's that smell? l'm gonna be honest with you, l have been farting this entire time.
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We go right through 'em. They're just suggestions.
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The collision severed the primary fiber line, as well as its backup, paralyzing lnternet, DSL, and ceIIuIar communications citywide.
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What did we hit?
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Shit!
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Oh, my gosh. Okay, you know what, take me to your personal safe right now. We don't need money where we're going. -Where are we going? -For glory. The Clark Street Bridge. This time of night it'll be up. We're gonna jump the bridge and never look back.
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-You don't have to do this. -Yes, l do. Josh, what are you doing, man?
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-Oh, God. -Yeah, l fucked up. l did. l lost a lot of people's jobs. l hurt a lot of good people tonight. Yeah, totally. Cool story. Are we coming up to your apartment building on the left, or the right, or... We're not going to my apartment. Yes, we are. We are going to your apartment to go to the safe. There's nothing safe about what we're gonna do. -What? -Yeah, it's like you said, you know. We need to escape them, so that's what we're gonna do. -Red light. -What the fuck are you talking about? There's a red light! That's a red light!
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God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ the Savior was born on Christmas Day To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray Tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh, tidings of comfort Comfort and joy!
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mary? Mary, get in the car!
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Josh, l'm sorry that l said you were safe.
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Hey, hey, hey! Get off the wheel!
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You go, we all go!
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Damn it.
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Yeah!
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Was that too much? -Just a little. -l loved it. Let's go.