You gonna get a back tattoo and some skinny jeans? Funds are a little tight, but... lt feels good to be free.
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Chief technical officer, lead systems engineer. Yeah, well, l'm the only one who knows how to hack the security panel, so suck my dick. Nice. Okay. What are you working on? lt's too complicated to explain.
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Great. That was fast.
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You got to stop. When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! And when she says H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! Yeah!
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Make some noise!
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Well, how long have you been figuring?
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What is that, subroutine for duplex compression? Don't tell me that's what l think it is. This is the future of Zenotek.
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Did you eat my Cinnabon?
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Oh, my God! She did it. She did it! Shut the fuck door! l gotta tell you, l was always like, "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," and she was like, "Words, words, words and some numbers." But she did it. Oh, my God. Wait. So, this means everybody gets to keep theirjobs? -Everybody gets to keep theirjobs. -Yes!
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That's a theory. You want to peg the company to a theory?
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No, it's not gonna suck, because it's canceled. What? All branch Christmas parties are canceled. lt's a waste of money! Come on. What are you guys not getting? All right, it's canceled. lt's not.
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Yeah. l did, didn't l?
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Have a great holiday. Shit.
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-Four years. -Four years?
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We're expecting bIizzard conditions for 12 to 24 hours... Just get me on a plane. Get me on any god damn plane, all right? l have enough miles to orbit the sun. l'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more l can do. Well, refer me to someone who can do something. That would be God, ma'am.
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This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight. l know it's a little heavy on the Gouda... That was the MvP last year. l do have a feisty Cheddar on the bench. l think that pairs better with the mulled non-alcoholic wine myself, but what do l know? Wait, wait. l'm sorry. Excuse me. You're having a Christmas party tonight? lt's not a Christmas party. lt's a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive. Well, whatever the fuck it is, it's not happening. Yeah, it's definitely... Well, it's not "happenin"' because it happens at 5:30 in the afternoon. lt's just a small thing that's really important to all of us, but trust me, it's gonna suck.