Some other stuff. But no Cronuts, that's a bastard pastry. l still hate your rules.
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Well, that is great news, Joel. Actually, it's Calvis now. And forever.
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-Sorry. Old habit. -Sure.
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Hello, yes. l am happy for you, but l do need you to sign a personal relationship disclosure form before this rounds first. No. No, l don't think so. Hey, Mary, sign this.
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Get the desk. Okay, give me the wires. Plug it in here. Give me that. Hey, l could use some of that giddy-up in HR if you two ponies are looking for a new stable. l am looking for a new stable, Mary. Thank you so much. We'll talk later. Mary, you're showing a lot of neck. Breaking your own rules. lt's a little skanky, isn't it? -Plug it in. -Plugged in. l got this DJ equipment, if you want to use that for something. Okay, that's not gonna help, but thank you.
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Apparently, people don't get drunk before noon. lt's boring as shit. -But the partners want us there, so... -Sure. Anyways, after a year of negotiation, your divorce is finalized.
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Well... Mom, don't worry about that. l'm still gonna be fun. l'm still gonna be fun Uncle Josh, you know?
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Dynamite.
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Well, l guess that depends on your homework. l bet you'd make me brush my teeth so l don't get any cavities.
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-Good spirit, though. Yep. -Okay.
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God, l know l haven't asked you for much in this life.
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Something's happening in my diaper. Okay. Fuck this. l got to go. -This is my nightmare. -What? -So, yes, l'm in hell. -No... -So l'm gonna go. -Mommy! l mean, Allison. Don't leave.
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No, l'm so sorry, l didn't mean to give you that impression. l just got carried away. l just really like you.
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Save that shit for the fourth date like a normal person!
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All right, Nate, this is what you've been saving for.
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Yeah, especially if you were being naughty.
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Granted, l was born rich.
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Get the fuck out of here. And never use that British accent again.