You do that often? Eat the hamburger and then the fries? You don't.. You don't mix it up?
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I got to wonder whose idea it all was. Yeah.
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Joe!! It's time to come home.
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What the hell are we talking about? Ooh, Patrick, can you whistle?
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So, we haven't played Game Night since Mom died, and then, all of a sudden, you meet some floozy and expect.. Enough!! Enough, Joe. This is not a debate. My house, my rules. Now, go get ready.
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The problem with Joseph's habit is that one day there will be an actual emergency or violent crime coming from this house. Yeah, well, the night is still young. Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so.. Yes, I've heard of that one. Do you think you can apply it to my situation in an allegorical fashion? Okay. It's a.. - a story that involves a boy who.. -Ah, ah, ah.. - constantly cries "wolf." Stop. And when the wolf finally comes.. He doesn't know it. - I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf. - Fuck you. - Let's go. - "The Boy Who Cried" what? - Stop talking. - Wolf. - Get the fuck off my porch before I knock your dick in the dirt. - Come on, let's go. -I don't see what the problem was. - Why are you yelling at me? - What's next? Three Little Pigs?
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I guess that calms me down sometimes, you know?
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Heather, do you remember when Dad quit because, um, you wouldn't trade him B&O? - Remember that? - Oh.. oh, do I remember when my own father called me a "fear-mongering Chinaman?" Yeah, I do... mostly 'cause I'm not a man. Nor am I Chinese, so.. Oh, my God, what a panic. That's something my great-grandfather would say. He's a racist.
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Yeah, uh, Biaggio here, he's a.. He's a real renaissance man. I have incredible focus. You should see his hands. So quick. This cat right here, he can snatch trout right out of the goddamn stream. Just.. Bullshit. No, it's true. I've seen it.
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I was really proud of you.
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Okay.
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Did you take anything out? No, he doesn't want your money. He just does it for sport. You know, um, I picked those flowers myself. Oh, yeah. They're really pretty.
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- He's got the blue one on. - Yeah. Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister. This is your mother you're speaking to. - Come on, buddy. Come on. - Huh? Huh? - My word. -Sorry, Dad. - Who is he doing a show for? Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera. Are there girls around? Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh. Girl check. Checking for a girl in a bikini. - Nope. I don't see one. Those hormones are a-ragin'.
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- What's up, dude? - Hey. How was, uh, fake family night? Oh, it was great. Nothing went wrong. The police didn't come. I love my father. Shit.
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Where are we?
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Hey!! Dude, this is my spot, man!! You're ruining my spot!! I thought you said you'd never been here before. I haven't. Freak. - I'm sorry. - Come on. I got another spot.
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I met a dog the other day that taught me how to die.