All right, we need cool names for everything. Like, awesome, mythical names. - No, we don't. - Or, uh.. The Trees of Destiny. Oh!! - No. - No!! The map!! Aah!!
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15.4s
Dude!! Where's Joe? What's up, man? What's up? Have you seen Joe? No, I don't know where he is. But where's Biaggio? You're right here. You're right.. Oh, God.
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3.8s
Frank, would you like to press charges against Joe?
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6.5s
What's up, Joe? Nothing's up. It's your roll.
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4.9s
Ah.. Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?
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11.5s
What the fuck is a "barger" system? - Barter. - Barger? When you use equal goods or services instead of cash. So you admit that these are equal goods - in your barger system. - Yeah, but we do not run on a barter system. That's not the point.
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20s
Ah. Patrick is the one who set up Bicycle Olympics in my goddamn swimming pool. That was a nice $1,300 repair job. I never called you about that. Thought we were having a moment just then, Frank. And Bicycle Olympics was Joe's idea.
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5.4s
Let's go, man. We got a long walk home.
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1.6s
You want to be my buddy?
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Welcome home, Patrick.
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11.4s
Hey. Hey, uh, we.. You do your thing. Just.. I'll see you kids.. Back at the house.
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2.5s
Did you have asparagus?
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41.8s
- So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? Don't answer that. Greco-Roman. What's arena? Arena is pro. Do you think that Joe would run away - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. We don't know that they've run away. I mean, there is absolutely no reason that Patrick would run away. Not for Patrick to run away, no. - Okay. - You're right. It's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. All right, look, I hate to admit it, but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume that these are voluntary disappearances. Wow. What do you know? The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
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3.8s
Bitch. Joe.
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22.6s
What was that, Joe? You know what? Go be with her. Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother. I don't.. Joe, I don't want to go. Joe, I want to stay here. - You want to stay here? -This is the most fun I've ever had. We built this house together!! - Go be with her, man, hmm? - Joe, I don't want to go. - Get out of here, man!! - Come on, man, I didn't..
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8.4s
So.. You honestly believe that you saw Heaven? Yes. There were many demons.
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3.1s
If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it.
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34.5s
What was that play, Joe?!! - Jesus!! It is a game!! - That was the lowest, shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen. Second lowest. Wow. No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe. It was never about you!! We just.. It just happened!! - Get over it!! - I'm over it!! The bitch wants you, then she's not good enough for me anyway!! Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige? - Jesus Christ!! - Joe, I.. Shut up, Kelly!! All right? Everything was fine until you came into the picture. You're like.. Jesus, you're like a cancer!!