- Hi. - Hey. What's your name? My American name is Gary. You ever have one of those days, Gary? What kind of days? The kind I'm having right now. I don't know what kind of day you're having. Where you feel like somebody is pissing in your face all day long. Is that good or bad?
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Frank, would you like to press charges against Joe?
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- So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? Don't answer that. Greco-Roman. What's arena? Arena is pro. Do you think that Joe would run away - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. We don't know that they've run away. I mean, there is absolutely no reason that Patrick would run away. Not for Patrick to run away, no. - Okay. - You're right. It's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. All right, look, I hate to admit it, but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume that these are voluntary disappearances. Wow. What do you know? The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
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You have a tag on your pants.
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Whoa. Mrs. Keenan, I assure you, there is no other agenda than to find your son right now. No. The Irish are the blacks of Europe. The blacks of Europe. - Oh, my God. - Period. - That's powerful stuff. - That's not.. Okay, wow. Sweetheart, I'm Irish, okay? We're under a lot of stress, Captain. I'm sorry about.. You know Patrick was our only boy. "Is." - Did you know that? - Yes, I do. - Did you? I'm well aware. Listen, according to the report, $80 to $100 in food and housewares is missing. From the Toy house, we are down a tool set, grill utensils and about $240 in cash. Now, I presume we're not pressing charges.
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Dude!! Where's Joe? What's up, man? What's up? Have you seen Joe? No, I don't know where he is. But where's Biaggio? You're right here. You're right.. Oh, God.
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All right, we need cool names for everything. Like, awesome, mythical names. - No, we don't. - Or, uh.. The Trees of Destiny. Oh!! - No. - No!! The map!! Aah!!
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Whoa.
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No, Dad, a bastard would make everyone around him miserable just 'cause he is.
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I rest my case.
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All right.
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I don't know, she.. She didn't make me nervous. Not like your mom did, anyway. And you need that.
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But I'm better now. Stronger. If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again.
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Yeah, uh.. I'm sorry I'm not more fun to be around right now.
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Oh, God. And Patrick? He says he hasn't seen Joe since they split up.
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On now to the story which has captivated much of Tottenville County. Where is Joseph Toy? It's been more than four weeks since the 15-year-old left home. Toy's friend Patrick Keenan returned home safely this past Tuesday with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle." Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks. Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven, with straight brown hair and blue eyes. Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department. Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger..