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28.6s
That wasn't blood that I saw on the elephant handler's robe. It was henna. And it was your henna that never had time to dry the night of the murder. Oh my God! The sister did it! Oh snap! Come on. This is lunacy! You guys, haven't we done this already? I love my brother. I mean, what reason would I have to-- Maybe because your parents gave him the family business, even though you're the smart one, and he's the Jet Skiing rapper wannabe with no skill at all?
Murder Mystery 2
1m0s
Okay, if you're trying to seduce me, it's really not working. Oh my God. Hey, Nick. I was just thinking about your lovely wife. Oh, you again. I see you've already met Francisco. And I guess you're both acquainted with Vikram's harpy of a sister. - Did he say "herpe"? - Harpy. Countess! How humiliating it must be for you to see Claudette actually close a deal with the Maharajah. Ever wonder what you might have done wrong, dear? Ever wonder what it feels like to be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster? [woman snickering] That's Countess Sekou. She's Vik's ex-fiancée, and she's Claudette's old university roommate. And they're still friends? She's quite rude, by the way. Well, on top of all that, she's also Claudette's maid of honor. - [Audrey] What? - Yeah. [man over PA] Hope you watched the video because the dancing is about to begin! - What dancing? - I'm gonna fake going to the bathroom. - I don't dance. You dance. - I didn't get a video. Did you? They brought one to the room. - I forgot to tell you. - Thanks. [rhythmical drumming]
Murder Mystery 2
36.5s
Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. I love it. - Okay! All right, stop! - [Nick] What happened? [Audrey] Cut it out! [Claudette] Please, come. [Audrey] I have to tell you, Paris is my favorite city in the world. - When was the last time you were there? - Hmm. Oh, I've actually not been there. But I just know from the movies and from the pictures and-- [Nick] Hey, thanks for the wedding invite. So happy you could squeeze us in. - [Vik] No, for sure, man! - Unbelievable! We had extra seats 'cause my parents died. - Ooh! I'm-- - Oh! I'm so sorry. [Nick] That's terrible. [laughs] No! I'm just kidding! Oh, okay. So, they're coming? Uh, no, they died, but they were never gonna come.
Murder Mystery 2
34.2s
Are you reading 'cause you don't like weddings like this, or... No, you know, it's more that I don't like people. I mean, these people in particular. I guess as long as Claudette and your brother have fun, that's all that matters. Right. I don't really understand how anyone gets married. Spending so much time with one person. Can you imagine? - [man coughing and wheezing] - [Audrey] Hmm... [coughing] Well, speaking of my one person, there he is. Nick, this is Saira. This is Vik's sister.
Murder Mystery 2
20.7s
You guys are happy, right? - Us? Are you kidding? - Without her, I would not be happy. - With her, I'm the happiest. - Not a day goes by where I just wanna go... [grunts] I love you so much. She makes every decision for us, and I'm fine with that. - Now get in there and have fun, all right? - [Nick] Thank you so much. - [Vik] Enjoy yourself. - Okay. Oh, so we... - Okay. Bye, buddy! - [Vik] Louis, let's go. ["Weekend Friend" by Goth Babe playing]
Murder Mystery 2