But what about the Colonel? What's his motive? Well, maybe he just is sick of working for rich people 'cause you guys suck.
Murder Mystery 2
2.9s
There really is no end to your bad decision-making, is there?
Murder Mystery 2
23.4s
[scoffs] Why is that interesting? [Nick] Yes, why is that interesting? You know, I never saw you during the welcome dance. And then you just kind of showed up right after the elephant arrived. Yeah. I was... I was getting a drink. [laughs] Honey, I was a hairdresser, and I know a thing or two about dyes, and once henna sets, it doesn't smear.
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1.5s
[Nick] It's all good, babe!
Murder Mystery 2
36.5s
Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. I love it. - Okay! All right, stop! - [Nick] What happened? [Audrey] Cut it out! [Claudette] Please, come. [Audrey] I have to tell you, Paris is my favorite city in the world. - When was the last time you were there? - Hmm. Oh, I've actually not been there. But I just know from the movies and from the pictures and-- [Nick] Hey, thanks for the wedding invite. So happy you could squeeze us in. - [Vik] No, for sure, man! - Unbelievable! We had extra seats 'cause my parents died. - Ooh! I'm-- - Oh! I'm so sorry. [Nick] That's terrible. [laughs] No! I'm just kidding! Oh, okay. So, they're coming? Uh, no, they died, but they were never gonna come.
Murder Mystery 2
4.2s
Honey! It's okay, baby! I got you! Just hang on!
Murder Mystery 2
11.7s
- Oh my God! You gotta come in this bed! - [Nick] I'm coming, baby! - [Audrey] Oh! - [Nick] I'm coming! I'm coming! Hey! Oh my God! Ow! Baby! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh gosh. - All right. What?
Murder Mystery 2
1m4s
Um, I've been asked to show you all this sick-ass bomb and shit. [all gasp] Oh my God. Enough to blow this whole damn tower up, G. So check it. You gotta put the Benjamins in the lift and send it to the top floor. Once the amount has been chickity-checked, they'll send down the, uh... God, what's it called? The button blaster thingy? The-- - The remote detonator? - Yes, that shit. They'll send that back down, and then we can be outtie. And it's a bit of a hurry or something because, you know... - [all] Oh no! - [Audrey] Oh my God, Nick! Nick, Nick, Nick. The money. You must put it in the elevator. - Now! - Nah. - "Nah"? - What do you mean, "nah"? - What are you doing? - I don't think they'll blow him up. Nick, are you really just going on a hunch right now? - Trust me. - [Vik] Nick! Bro-heem! No, it's all good in the hood, Maharajah. Whoever did this had some serious training, right? 'Cause he killed Mr. Lou, a lethal badass. We're counting down here, G. No, no. Nick, Nick, Nick! And we know the kidnapper had some major hacking skills to access that footage and do the deepfake. Come on, Nick!
Murder Mystery 2
5.9s
Yes. Okay. We're gonna use the guns for something else now, aren't we, bro? Smacked up your friends pretty good. You're next.
Murder Mystery 2
33.5s
Is this unicorn cheese? - Oh my God. Baby, a gift box. - Okay. I'm gonna go with one more piece of cheese, then I'm done with this. - [Audrey] What? Are these for us? - [Nick] Earrings? - [Audrey] Oh! - These are good ones, aren't they? I cannot believe this! - We get our own iPhones! - No way! - What did we give out at our wedding? - Oh, flip-flops! Flip-flops, and we gave out Advil or some shit? - Vintage Air Jordans? - [Audrey] This is insane! [Nick] My size? Wouldn't be a gift box from the Maharajah if it didn't have something kinky in it. - Those are gonna get you in trouble. - You promise? - Oh! I like that response. Okay. - Hey! - What? - [Nick] Okay.
Murder Mystery 2
3.3s
- Get the thing off! - We are all gonna blow up! I don't know what to do!
Murder Mystery 2
7.3s
Oh, that's incredible! Let me tell Audrey. Audrey! He's getting married. - What? - [Nick] Oh yeah.
Murder Mystery 2
17.4s
He knew exactly where to find Mr. Lou and Vik backstage at the wedding in order to pull off the elephant switcheroo. - But, honey-- - Nick! I'm gonna blow up! With all that expertise... - God, Nick! - [rapid beeping] ...this guy should write a book. - Oh my God, Nick! - [all clamoring] [Audrey screams]
Murder Mystery 2
5.4s
If I wanted money, don't you think I'd just marry him? Not with that brutal prenup the board had you sign.
Murder Mystery 2
3.8s
Oh! Perhaps... a mild concussion.
Murder Mystery 2
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[beeping] Oh God! [all yelling] [intense rock music playing]