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[applause] Yes. Hey! - [Colonel] Nick! Audrey! - Hey! You guys did it again! Oh! - Vik, I am so sorry about the money. - Yes, we apologize. It was a lot of money to throw away. I think Paris is gonna thank you from the bottom of their hearts. Don't worry about it. Just as long as none of my peeps got murked, yeah? [laughs] Apart from Mr. Lou. Oh, yeah, that's true. - [laughs] - Lou who, huh? [laughs] Oh no. What happened to you? Why are you bleeding? Oh, no. It's... I'm not. It's henna. It must have smeared in tonight's commotion.
Murder Mystery 2
1m9s
- Wow. How about that. Mm-hmm. - Such a good decision. You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? Oh. You know what? Excuse me. I'm so sorry. It's... We're Nick and Audrey Spitz. It's, um... But, yes, it's a gorgeous view. Would you like some music, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? We're the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay? Yes, I have some Pitbull or, uh, Taylor Shitz. - Okay. He's sticking with the Shitz. - Puts "Shitz" at the end of everything. Where are you from? I'm, uh, from the, uh... European! We're guessing Shitzerland? [both laughing] [laughing] ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop Tell your mom, girl ♪ ♪ And I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And I can't find out what you want ♪ ♪ Tell your mom, girl, and I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl, ha ♪ ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop... ♪ [Nick] Let me get off this. What the heck? Thank you! [Audrey] This is unbelievable! I'm gonna cry! - Did we die? Are we in heaven? What the-- - [gasps] This is so nice! The flamingos got diapers on so they don't crap the lawn! [Audrey] Wow!
Murder Mystery 2
20.1s
- Oh, sorry. - [Claudette sobbing] - I just wanna know who kidnapped my Vik. - Mm-hmm. They all have something to gain from this. Pfft! - Terrible. - [Claudette] I can't trust any of them! - [whispers] There's a gun. - A gun? [Claudette] The Colonel, so bitter about his demotion. Saira, always starved for attention.
Murder Mystery 2
1m7s
- I know who you need to be looking at. - [Nick] Who? - Claudette! - [Nick] Claudette? [Saira] I told Vik she was bad news the minute I met her. She's suspicious, narcissistic, manipulative, and looks cheap as well in that red dress-- Excuse me! I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I feel like I'd be a rude hostess if I didn't offer you a piece of this exquisite artisan cheese that's... Nick, where's this... Where's that cheese? The big-- - The cheese is gone. - Where is it? I put it, uh, in my stomach. You ate that entire block of cheese? Trying to shame me. I don't know if that's gonna get the cheese back-- I'm sorry. I don't mean to be selfish-- Sorry. Hold on. You know what? Let me give you a drink right now just to relax you a little bit. - Here. - I... I don't want that. - No? Okay. - I'm okay. [frantic knocking] - Oh shit. - [Saira] Who is it? - [Audrey] Not sure. - You expecting someone? It's like an after-party. People just show up. Let's put you into the bedroom, just in case, 'cause I don't know. - I'll hide there. - Don't hide in there! Why? That's an obvious spot. - [Audrey] Is it hot in here? - I'm hot too. - I'm coming! - [knocking continues] What if that is the killer? Don't you kinda want it to be the killer so they can kill us? I am sick of this shit. - Baby, I do not feel very good. - [rock scraping] [lock clicking] What's doin'? Yeah?
Murder Mystery 2