Why the lemon face, Hamlet? If you have something to say, I beg you share it with us all. "It is not nor it cannot come to good." Oh, really. You and your dreary conscience. Tell me this. Which would you rather? That you stand here gathering dust while I humiliate myself in a spaniel's costume on television, or that we all return in glory in the greatest one-man show the West End has ever seen? Bravo! Oh, thank you, my darlings. Thank you. Thank you! Blessings upon you all. Deepest of bows. Thank you. I know what you're thinking, Scrooge. It'll cost a fortune. But if I'm right, that is exactly what this book will provide. This is no dusty antique. Hidden on every page, a little lady pointing to a clue. Find all the clues... we're rich again.
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Oh, yes, he loved the book. His heart was set on top of it. So you discussed how expensive it was? Yes, but he was earning the money. I refuse to believe that young Mr Brown would ever burglarise my shop. Exactly. Paw prints were found here, here and here. And a substance later identified as marmalade was found here. And is this the same marmalade?
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- Yes, it is. - Oh, no. Phoenix Buchanan, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? May my entrails be plucked forth and wound about my neck should I deceive. I do. Prison is no laughing matter. And I should know, I spent three years in Les Misérables.
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Court will rise. Deep breath, Paddington. Remember what Mr Brown said. "You're young. You've done nothing wrong. You'll be fine." "So long as you get a fair-minded judge." Order! Order...
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Paddington Brown. Ten years for grand theft... Oh, but... ...and grievous "barberly" harm.
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I did not. But perhaps he'd already vanished. I beg you, have mercy on him. He is but a cub!
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- Oh, dear. - You'll now hear the case of the Crown versus Paddington, er... Brown.
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And our dog-food days are done.
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Forget the medic. Better send a priest. - You listen to me, you little maggot. - Listening. - Nobody criticises my food. - Right. Nobody squirts condiments on my apron. - Got it. - And nobody bonks me on the head with a baguette. - No bonking. - I'll overhaul the menu all right. - Really? - Dish of the day. - Yes? - Bear pie! I don't like it!
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Get up off the floor, you bunch of yellow-bellies! Listen to me. This bear is now under my protection. - Oh? - Anyone who touches a hair on his back will answer to Knuckles McGinty.
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Marmalade? My Aunt Lucy taught me to make them. You mean, you can make this? - Well, yes. - Stand aside.
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You get my protection, so long as you make that marmalade. Deal?
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- What is this? - It's a marmalade sandwich.
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- Thank you, Mr McGinty. - Don't thank me yet.
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That's Knuckles with a capital N.
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Deal.
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Chaps?
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I knew there was something special about that pop-up book. Hmm? Why else would she have kept it in her strongbox? You're not telling me you believed all that guff, are you? Madame Kozlova drew 12 London landmarks in that book. Yes? Well, what if they're not just landmarks? What if they're... - I don't know, clues? - Clues? - To where she hid her fortune. - You mean a treasure map? - Exactly! - Oh... And that's why the thief took it from Mr Gruber's. First thing tomorrow, we need to go to every landmark in that book. See if we can sniff out anything suspicious. - Too many adventure stories, Mary. - What? She's a fortune teller. She spun you a yarn. It's what they do. Honestly, Henry, you're so closed-minded these days. - What's that supposed to mean? - What happened to the man I married? - He'd have believed me. - Oh, him. - He's gone. - What? I'm afraid your husband's just a creaky old man. - He's not Bullseye Brown. - Oh, Lord. ♪ I'm crazy like a fool ♪ What about it, Daddy Cool? ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool Bullseye. Oh, Henry. ♪ She's crazy about her Daddy Henry? Henry! Anyway, the point is, we're not going to help Paddington by going on a wild-goose chase. We're looking for this scruffy chancer, not some swashbuckling pirate hunting for buried treasure.