What the fuck is going on? I thought these guys wanted to kill you! Lebanese Red.
Dirty Grandpa
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♪ And everything is all right ♪ I got a beep from Kim And she can fuck all night ♪ Called up the homies and I'm asking y'all ♪ Which park are y'all playing basketball? ♪ Get me on the court and I'm trouble ♪ Last week fucked around And got a triple double Can I say it? Can I say it? No! No, no. - Say it! - Say that shit! ♪ Freaking niggas every way like MJ ♪ I can't believe today was a good day? I'm totally gonna fuck him tonight. Can I watch? 'Cause I kind of want to fuck him too now.
Dirty Grandpa
40.5s
♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ Into my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love ♪ I found in you ♪ I'll be... ♪ You've gotta be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ Never let me fall Let's go in for the kill.
Dirty Grandpa
58.2s
♪ Through it all You've been hacked. ♪ You were my strength when I was weak - ♪ You were my voice... - ♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ Because you loved me? Because you loved me. What the fuck?
Dirty Grandpa
6.5s
Come on, man. It's my first day... I know it's your first day, but everybody needs you to be a man here. Okay.
Dirty Grandpa
9.5s
Just real quick... He sent me... He wants me to tell you that... Um... He doesn't think that he can marry you.
Dirty Grandpa
7.2s
At this point, I'm kind of nervous that anybody I pick will have a disability. Okay... Waiter... Hey, Pubes.
Dirty Grandpa
6s
Uncle Ruben, can you please tell Meredith that Jason is really sorry, but that he can't marry her?
Dirty Grandpa
5.9s
Can you please go tell Meredith that my cousin Jason is very sorry, but they cannot get married?
Dirty Grandpa
7.1s
Slow down! Oh, my God! What are you doing? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, dude!
Dirty Grandpa
1.6s
But that he's sorry that he can't.
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
Come...
Dirty Grandpa
8.8s
Guess it's never too late to start over. Yeah, nice to have a second chance. Maybe it won't take me so long to get the father thing right this time.
Dirty Grandpa
3.4s
Right? I'll go get his car seat.
Dirty Grandpa
3.9s
Yeah, you should. She seems real nice.
Dirty Grandpa
59.7s
- Break it up, lesbians! Let's go. - Get down on the ground! We're doing this because you're lesbians! Get down on the ground! According to lnterstate Statute 17.37, arrests made on the lnterstate Highway System must be executed by state police, not your local law enforcement from your adjacent municipalities. You seem, like, really familiar with the penal code. You seem real cocksure about the juris-dick-tion you're in. Real cocksure! Someone drew dicks all over your face, you idiot! Well, look at that! You got dicks on your face. That middle one's mine. Look it, this one right here. - I traced it. - I thought I recognized that! Enough catching up. Let my friends go. They've literally done nothing wrong. Pam, we've got obstruction of justice here. - We got reckless endangerment. - The bus is full of drugs, I get it. Ooh, speaking of which, I've got to get out of here. I got three keys of "Frisbees" showing up to the store today, so... - I should go, question mark? - Why don't you take my squad car. That's a good idea. Give him your keys. - You mean these keys? - There they are.
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
...might actually be the best place for me.
Dirty Grandpa
9.6s
I just broke up with my fiancée, lost my job. And I think I'm wanted by the police, so... A year at sea...