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Hey, there he is. You got blood on your pants, you know. Your license isn't even suspended, is it? You made all this up just so I'd come down here with you. - I had to make sure you'd come. - Fuck you! Just chill, Jason. Hakuna matata. Who the fuck are you? I should have known you were fucking crazy the moment you started hitting on women the day after Grandma's funeral! Don't you fucking judge me. You have no idea what I had with your grandmother. And everything I've done these last few days I've done for a reason. You were about to fuck up royally by getting married, - and you fucking know it! - Oh, yeah? What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Chase around some college girl that doesn't even want to fucking talk to me? Not know what the fuck I'm doing for the rest of my life? Yeah, because at least you'd be thinking for yourself for a change. - What the fuck does that even mean? - Your father has lorded over every decision you've made in your adult life, and Meredith is just the latest example of that! She's not right for you, Jason. If you marry her, you're going to be sleepwalking through the rest of your life and be completely unhappy, - just like your father! - I am already unhappy with my life, because I've done nothing but get fucked by you and this insane fuck rampage that you've been on. It wasn't a "fuck rampage" for me. It was a "fuck rampage" for you. - How? How is this for me? - I fucked up as a father. I wasn't there to raise your dad and he turned into a materialistic, henpecked, poop-dick country clubber. - I don't want that to happen to you. - So that's what this was?
Dirty Grandpa
17.9s
Don't touch that, it's from Laser Tag. Sorry. - They're good people. I swear. - Let me see that. Where are you going with these "good people"? We're heading out to the coast to, um, charter a boat for the year. - For the year? - Yeah. To do what? We're documenting the effects of climate change out on the ocean.
Dirty Grandpa
18.2s
- Shit. It's Meredith. - Don't answer it. My rehearsal brunch is this weekend. No calls. For one night, stop worrying about your wedding. Please. We have two hot, smart, beautiful college girls at the peak of their sexual powers about to meet us at one of the last great nightclubs in Florida. Worry about them.
Dirty Grandpa
37.7s
- Who's the lesbian? - That's my grandson, Jason. Yeah? Is he here to scissor with me? Okay, that's just offensive to lesbians. I am very sorry, K.D. Lang. Time for Bingo! Come on. Stinky, we got to get you the fuck out of here. - Come on, let's go. - I have one fucking month left, Dick! I don't want you to remember me like this, man. I want you to remember me as a warrior. - Please. Leave me be. - But, Stinky... No, no, no... Just let me finish, Dick. Leave me your beautiful lesbian grandson so he can blowjob me to death.
Dirty Grandpa