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- Are those my pants? - Yeah, these are your pants. I found a Werther's Original in the pocket and I've been sucking on it all morning. You do know that I'm not a professor, right? Yeah, I know. You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long lsland City who likes to fuck old people.
Dirty Grandpa
13.8s
Hey, man, can you slow down? You're making this very difficult. What the fuck! That was you who drew all those dicks on me last week? - Yeah, I drew the dicks. Busted! - Oh, my God! Oh, shit! Don't worry. Get up. We'll cut through the back roads. - Wait, what? - You navigate. I'll drive.
Dirty Grandpa
55.7s
Back off, D cups! Well, if it isn't the "professor." You know, it's amazing what you can find with a name and Google these days. You're not a real professor? Oh, my God! You lied to us. How could you. Wait, wait, wait, this is the best part. This is the best part. Richard "Dick" Kelly, Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Army, also known as the American Gladiator "Nitro." What the fuck did you Google? Okay, well, there's another best part then. "Jason Patrick Kelly will wed Meredith Miriam Goldstein at Jericho Temple on Saturday, March 27th." Oh, wait, that's, um, next Saturday. Wait, you're grandfather and grandson? Oh, my God! That is so fucked up. That is so hot. I mean, that is so fucked up.
Dirty Grandpa
58.2s
♪ Through it all You've been hacked. ♪ You were my strength when I was weak - ♪ You were my voice... - ♪ When I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ I'm everything I am ♪ Because you loved me? Because you loved me. What the fuck?
Dirty Grandpa